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Ive just found out I am a prophet.
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Yes, yes all of you its true. God came to me in a vision lasting 3 days and annointed my lips with charcoal; explaining that a prophets word is but complete truth nothing else. He told me that I am Isaiah, the remnant he long ago prophecized would return to lead a group of people to a new enlightenment. That I was to gather my disciples to help me find my way to a desert, where an oracle would arise and end the terrifing day would come in 2012.

I have to tell as many people as i can for i have to find a certain person and fast! he will lead me to the oracle so i can defend the oracle from harms way. please tell me if you have

had dreams of floods,
neverending fire etc. apocalyptic scenery etc.
experience premonitions regularly
multiple deja vus

any information for me to heed.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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hey man.  if you say you are and you know where your supposed to die then i believe you..

do u know where your supposed to die??


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: tripp23]
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im going to die in


















































bliss


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: tripp23]
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I'm the oracle!
god anointed me to you through my dreams, he told me you would make a thread about it on the Shroomery boards!


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: twighead]
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dont lie


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: Coaster]
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well my friends my place is in the desert; once this is completed i will pass. and we will all die in bliss. there is no hell; hell is an illusion of suffering in our own reality.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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good, I always found the prospect of eternal torture to be a rather grim one.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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the phrophecies say that the two prophets are supposed to pass in the streets of jerusalem three and one half days before the return of christ


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: twighead]
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and it is that which keeps us safe; hell. with the thought of "hell" in mind it keeps, not all, but a lot of evil at bay.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: tripp23]
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tripp23 said:
the phrophecies say that the two prophets are supposed to pass in the streets of jerusalem three and one half days before the return of christ


I know! THATS exactly what I was told!


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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lol


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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billclinton said:
tripp23 said:
the phrophecies say that the two prophets are supposed to pass in the streets of jerusalem three and one half days before the return of christ


I know! THATS exactly what I was told!


in your dream??


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: tripp23]
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in my vision; my encounter with god.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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what else happened in your encounters??


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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billclinton said:
we will all die in bliss. .


So someone getting raped to death dies in bliss?

Some being Burned alive dies in bliss?

Someone Being cannibalized while alive -till death dies in bliss?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: CaptainH13]
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Hmmmmm......:strokebeard:


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: CaptainH13]
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Hey man get back on your Anti-Psychotics...What did the psychiatrist tell you about missing a dose.

You might want to get put on some Lithium. Good luck.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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Crap, I meant that for the OP. :thumbdown:


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: tripp23]
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tripp23 said:
what else happened in your encounters??


well, I was not at at home when it started; i was at a friends unable to sleep no matter what. So i decided to try and find my true purpose in life; i was very depressed before hand; anyway im sitting there and i close my eyes and a blinding light blocked my sight and then i felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned unable to speak but unafraid as well, to see god in his example of "our people" as he described it. I automatically knew this was pure; divine. So I asked the obvious question about my future and before i could say another word he walked away and beckoned me to follow him to a sacred place somewhere firey; dark where charcoal was annointed by him across my lips. It seemed i knew everything; perhaps i did. it was then i found out the secret of life; a truly insightfull experience may i add; but back to the experience.

shall i continue? what do you suppose so far?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: MHbound]
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MHbound said:
Hey man get back on your Anti-Psychotics...What did the psychiatrist tell you about missing a dose.

You might want to get put on some Lithium. Good luck.


Your avoiding a very Obvious flaw in your statement.

just FYI

Sorry,thought you were the OP.

Point Still stands.


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