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My friend thinks he is a prophet..
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what a looney fucker eh?
But ive been friends with him for well over 15 years
he lives in kelowna..so i don't see him much..and i thought i would give him a call..so we getsta talkin and he starts going on about"How he is a prophet and that the lord speaks thru him".. im like whhoooaaa..slow down first of all lay off the cocaine
second yer not a fucking prophet get your head out of yer ass..
you have a wrap sheet longer than my fucking arm, why do you think "GOD" is talking thru YOU of all fucking people. now the mofucka wont even talk to me because i told it like it is.. i bet this is the doing of that new indian gurly hes dating..shes a fucking character too..anyways thought i might share this..  discuss?


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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oddly enough i know someone exactly like that.

wish i could go into detail but not here.


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: MFDoom666]
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MFDoom666 said:
oddly enough i know someone exactly like that.

wish i could go into detail but not here.



Yeah, me too.

http://best-book-review.blogspot.com/2009/03/there-is-devils-book-written-by.html

All he talks about is this crazy book he wrote.

He thinks he is a prophet.

His family and friends love him.

He has been through some hard times.

I was looking for a link to his book, but there is something he wrote in that link.


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: MFDoom666]
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hahaha i know someone like that too, calls himself a prophet...

he always talks about how demons attack him and how he fights them away with jesus' name

whenever i call him he says he was just thinking about me - EVERY single time I call him - and I think he actually believes it somehow


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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Indian girls can be hottttt


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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I know a person like this. But hes actually mentally ill. He can't remember anything from the day before...so to speak. He fails to realize that I am the only true prophet of Galagher! The one and only inventor of shoe laces!

To each their own, I guess.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Dreadlox]
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have any prophets been considered as such during their lifetime? seems like they are schiztoes and then as soon as the times fit their message they become a prophet

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Hendostan]
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There are normies, and then there are the more notable characters. Which one would each of you consider yourselves to be?


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Poid]
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'Normal' is relative. There are no normies. I consider myself to be a human. :rocket:

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Cameron]
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word.


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Cameron]
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Well there must be at least some sort of a difference between a cult leader and its followers, right? :shrug:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Poid]
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Stimulant psychosis can bring about all sorts of crazy thought patterns.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: EternalCowabunga]
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EternalCowabunga said:
whenever i call him he says he was just thinking about me - EVERY single time I call him - and I think he actually believes it somehow



:rofl:

i'm going to start saying that when i answer the phone.  hilarious.


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: two_rivers]
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If there is something that real to them that has them convinced that they are what they say they are, then somethings is really going on. It may be that they're brain is funking out on them or maybe a "God" or deity of some sort is actually communicating through them.


How can you prove him wrong? You don't know if he isn't a prophet.

Seems to me, a little close-minded to write someone off so quick.


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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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Perhaps he is right in thinking that.
Perhaps we are all prophets.
Perhaps its time to stop following destructive dogmas and realize that god is magical and magic is not ungodly.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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DemonoftheDrop said:
what a looney fucker eh?
But ive been friends with him for well over 15 years
he lives in kelowna..so i don't see him much..and i thought i would give him a call..so we getsta talkin and he starts going on about"How he is a prophet and that the lord speaks thru him".. im like whhoooaaa..slow down first of all lay off the cocaine
second yer not a fucking prophet get your head out of yer ass..
you have a wrap sheet longer than my fucking arm, why do you think "GOD" is talking thru YOU of all fucking people. now the mofucka wont even talk to me because i told it like it is.. i bet this is the doing of that new indian gurly hes dating..shes a fucking character too..anyways thought i might share this..  discuss?



I mean, does he look like he could be a prophet? What do you feel when you are in his presence?


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Poid]
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i know someone who thinks he is a prophet. sure i can't prove him wrong, but disregarding that part of it, he is still one of the biggest idiots i know. :nonono:

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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ask him what his message is. maybe he is teh jesus!

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: psilyguy]
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How does he claim to be a prophet? Does he have followers?


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: My friend thinks he is a prophet.. [Re: Poid]
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If I am coughing up whole unsmoked cigarettes does it mean I am the christchild?

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