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i had a nightmare
    #8811296 - 08/22/08 03:34 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

my girlfriend got pregnant.  and then ran away.

i woke up and jerked off.

wtf.

im gonna wear a condom 100% now.


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: pong]
    #8811299 - 08/22/08 03:35 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:borat:


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: Coaster]
    #8811311 - 08/22/08 03:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: pong]
    #8811314 - 08/22/08 03:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: Coaster]
    #8811333 - 08/22/08 03:40 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Back when I used to have a girlfriend I had a nightmare one night after we had sex, I dreamed I was tripping out and I accidently chopped my dick off because I thought some kind of chemical was on it that I needed to get off really quickly. And I was like oh shit I have to kil myself now. And I was panicking and stuff and then I woke up covored in sweat.


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8811368 - 08/22/08 03:47 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:borat:=:quagmire:+:gayflag:


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: pong]
    #8811423 - 08/22/08 03:57 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I don't understand what you mean by this.
I am not gay btw.


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8811476 - 08/22/08 04:09 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

ok d00d.

its ok if you are though


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: pong]
    #8811481 - 08/22/08 04:10 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Dude why are you coming on to me


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: Stealth1Vampire]
    #8811495 - 08/22/08 04:13 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

cus you think i called you gay,

i called borat gay not you

and your underlying gayness allowed you to interpret otherwise


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Re: i had a nightmare [Re: pong]
    #8811536 - 08/22/08 04:23 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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and your underlying gayness allowed you to interpret otherwise




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