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Why do Farts make Noise???
    #8805436 - 08/21/08 02:13 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

last night, right as i got into bed, and pulled my ladys leg over my body to wrap ourselves in for the night...

i let out a fart...but this was no ordinary fart, it was bout 22 seconds long, and monotone the whooooooole time.

my but was closed up pretty tight as i was laying on it, so i think this has something to do with the length of it, but it got me to thinking, why do farts make noise...

i mean our butts are nothin like a whoopie cushion which makes noise for obvious reason...so why does a Fart make Noise???


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805454 - 08/21/08 02:16 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

its air


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805463 - 08/21/08 02:19 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know about you, but my asshole is most definitely tighter than a fuckin whoopie cushion.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: Atheist]
    #8805464 - 08/21/08 02:20 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Airflow through sphincter equals noice.  If they didn't make noise, you couldn't hold your shit in.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805466 - 08/21/08 02:20 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

because it wouldn't be funny without the noise


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: aloofiam]
    #8805475 - 08/21/08 02:23 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

The thing that jump out at me in this post was that your girlfriend and you actually hold each other at night. Thats sweet lol. My wife turns her back to me, and if i touch her i get the elbow.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: Kada]
    #8805484 - 08/21/08 02:26 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

My girl alawys tries to use my chest as a pillow, but I have to push her over to my shoulder.  I hate my ribcage :sad:


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: Hefe]
    #8805549 - 08/21/08 02:40 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Hefe said:
I don't know about you, but my asshole is most definitely tighter than a fuckin whoopie cushion.



:rofl:


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: spanky43]
    #8805582 - 08/21/08 02:50 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

it still doesnt make sense...

blow air through the tinyest straw and it doesnt make noise...

and my asshole isnt flappy like a whoopycushion, so i dont get it:shrug:


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because it wouldnt be funny without the noise




seems like the most logical so far


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805600 - 08/21/08 02:52 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Make a fart noise with your mouth. It is the same principal.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805609 - 08/21/08 02:53 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Pucker your lips and blow... it makes a fart noise.

your asshole opens, closes, opens, closes, etc as the air escapes.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8805691 - 08/21/08 03:08 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

my lips flap...my assholes doenst


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805721 - 08/21/08 03:13 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

The sound doesn't come from your buttcheeks, it comes from your asshole.  Bernoulli's law, muhfucka


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805722 - 08/21/08 03:13 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

how do you know your asshole doesn't flap?  can you reach your head around and examine it at point blank range?  i bet when you let a big one it does.  maybe not to the extent that your lips do, but it's the same principle.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: norml840]
    #8805736 - 08/21/08 03:16 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

you all have flappy assholes:lol:

mine makes noise just so im wont be an outcast...its tryin to fit in...

i dont have a flappy sphyncter


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805746 - 08/21/08 03:17 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

The asshole doesn't flap, it just vibrates at a certain frequncy.  If you recorded your fart, you could find the frequency of your asshole vibrations.  Maybe this is the key to finding the brown noise :strokebeard:


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8805762 - 08/21/08 03:20 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

If you zoomed in on your asshole with a high def, high speed camera and the right lighting, you would see the "flappy asshole".

Pucker your lips as tight as you can... it'll still make a fart noise.


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8805806 - 08/21/08 03:26 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

tru...

but still, my assholes not flappy

its like this tight *


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: just me]
    #8805871 - 08/21/08 03:39 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

just me said:
tru...

but still, my assholes not flappy

its like this tight *



:rofl2:


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Re: Why do Farts make Noise??? [Re: Kada]
    #8806125 - 08/21/08 04:34 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

farts make noise cause sometimes you just have to know it wasnt a fart


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