-first dig a good size hole in the ground
-then throw down plenty of your spores
-then procede to take a big dump, squating over the hole

***Hint***
it helps to eat a whole lot of grainy foods before hand.

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Life begins in UNITY.

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Baldy

...so several months ago i had this excellent idea of transplanting some cow patties from a field, to a safer spot that would not involve trespassing. i took a good fifty pounds of dried up cow turds and a few little globs of mycellium where i had found cubies. i put them all in a big circle outside of my field, so i could check on it for shrooms everytime i visited the field.

must have been 4-5 months since then, and a few days ago i finally saw a little cubie popping up! (i put a orange arrow in the picture pointing at it if you cant really see it)

so i kneel down and im focusing in to take the picture... Snap goes the camera and then a split second after that, SNAP goes my right arm.

Fire Ants. attacked the shit out of me. ive got a good 40 welts on my arm still from it.

those things will crawl onto you with out you feeling them, and then they all attack at the same exact time! fuck.

i took that as a sign as to why i should not grow shrooms or mess around with any of that. i just find them, and pick them.

fuck that, why should i mess around with moveing cowshit when i find stuff like this everyday?...

dazzle your eyes upon this one...

TheGreatOne

maybe you get to see more of them
good luck