i have a few hooker stories, but only one thats somewhat interesting.
came home drunk at 1:30 am horny as shit. found a chick on craiglist and called her. she said she needed $300. i said fine, knowing i only had $100. she got to my apt. around 2:30am, and i let her in. nice face, bangin little body with good size perky tits and a real nice ass. we talked for a few mins, smoked a bowl and she took her clothes off. she sucked me off (with a condom which sucked ass) and as soon as i got halfway hard i was ready to fuck her. railed her for about 15 mins, though i kept losing my hard-on (whiskey dick.) i took the rubber off, came on her asshole (was fucking her doggystyle) anyways so she wiped the cum off her ass and asked if she could take a shower. i said sure. she hadnt asked for the money yet. i hear her turn the water on, wait about 5 minutes then run in the bathroom saying, "YOU GOTTA LEAVE MY WIFE IS GONNA BE HERE IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!" she toweled herself off quick and got dressed. i had the cash in an envelope so i handed it to her as she left through my window (i said the front door was a no-go since she might run into my imaginary wife.) she called me 5 minutes later and i didnt answer the phone. she called about 20 times after that and left messages on my voice mail saying she was going to come to my apartment and tell my wife i was cheating on her, etc... i never responded and i never saw her again.
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