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Anonymous #1
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Prostitutes
#8488290 - 06/05/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prostitute stories and why please.
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Anonymous #2
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black girl in montreal
cause I was drunk
great blow job
turned out to be a guy
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Anonymous #1
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Yea I read that one. Sorry buddy.
I just don't get why men pay women to have sex. I understand that men have to chase and pay for dinner, so what's the difference. And no strings attached. However, a normal woman who is not working may be the kind of women to have a relationship with.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: Yea I read that one. Sorry buddy.
I just don't get why men pay women to have sex. I understand that men have to chase and pay for dinner, so what's the difference. And no strings attached. However, a normal woman who is not working may be the kind of women to have a relationship with.
Cause when you're done you don't have to listen to their shit. No whining about work and money. Just dump your load and roll.
It has definite appeal, using the services of a prostitute. VERY few chicks are willing to fuck and then just leave you alone.
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Anonymous #4
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My friend got mugged in a brothel in Amsterdam.
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Anonymous said: VERY few chicks are willing to fuck and then just leave you alone.
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Anonymous #5
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i have a few hooker stories, but only one thats somewhat interesting.
came home drunk at 1:30 am horny as shit. found a chick on craiglist and called her. she said she needed $300. i said fine, knowing i only had $100. she got to my apt. around 2:30am, and i let her in. nice face, bangin little body with good size perky tits and a real nice ass. we talked for a few mins, smoked a bowl and she took her clothes off. she sucked me off (with a condom which sucked ass) and as soon as i got halfway hard i was ready to fuck her. railed her for about 15 mins, though i kept losing my hard-on (whiskey dick.) i took the rubber off, came on her asshole (was fucking her doggystyle) anyways so she wiped the cum off her ass and asked if she could take a shower. i said sure. she hadnt asked for the money yet. i hear her turn the water on, wait about 5 minutes then run in the bathroom saying, "YOU GOTTA LEAVE MY WIFE IS GONNA BE HERE IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!" she toweled herself off quick and got dressed. i had the cash in an envelope so i handed it to her as she left through my window (i said the front door was a no-go since she might run into my imaginary wife.) she called me 5 minutes later and i didnt answer the phone. she called about 20 times after that and left messages on my voice mail saying she was going to come to my apartment and tell my wife i was cheating on her, etc... i never responded and i never saw her again.
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Anonymous #6
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I thought about renting a prostitute but I never did.
Thats as exciting as it gets folks
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Anonymous #7
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I did once cuz i was rly bored lol. I coulda jerked off and it woulda been better.
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Anonymous #8
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my friend went to use a whore in amsterdam, she took him inside, then two big men came in, pinned him down and anal raped him
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Anonymous #9
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Anonymous said: my friend went to use a whore in amsterdam, she took him inside, then two big men came in, pinned him down and anal raped him
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: my friend went to use a whore in amsterdam, she took him inside, then two big men came in, pinned him down and anal raped him
My Spidey senses detect: BULLSHIT!
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous said: i have a few hooker stories, but only one thats somewhat interesting.
came home drunk at 1:30 am horny as shit. found a chick on craiglist and called her. she said she needed $300. i said fine, knowing i only had $100. she got to my apt. around 2:30am, and i let her in. nice face, bangin little body with good size perky tits and a real nice ass. we talked for a few mins, smoked a bowl and she took her clothes off. she sucked me off (with a condom which sucked ass) and as soon as i got halfway hard i was ready to fuck her. railed her for about 15 mins, though i kept losing my hard-on (whiskey dick.) i took the rubber off, came on her asshole (was fucking her doggystyle) anyways so she wiped the cum off her ass and asked if she could take a shower. i said sure. she hadnt asked for the money yet. i hear her turn the water on, wait about 5 minutes then run in the bathroom saying, "YOU GOTTA LEAVE MY WIFE IS GONNA BE HERE IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!" she toweled herself off quick and got dressed. i had the cash in an envelope so i handed it to her as she left through my window (i said the front door was a no-go since she might run into my imaginary wife.) she called me 5 minutes later and i didnt answer the phone. she called about 20 times after that and left messages on my voice mail saying she was going to come to my apartment and tell my wife i was cheating on her, etc... i never responded and i never saw her again.
Classy.
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Anonymous #1
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Here's what so interesting about this case above...
This guy stiff the hooker for $100, he should be thanking Jesus she didn't have a PIMP. His ass would have been dead...
IMO, karma will catch his ass. He's prob. alone and jerking off to porn and it's been this way for years cause he's an asshole.
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Anonymous #1
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GOD I LOVE THIS FORUM!!! IT ROCKS!
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Anonymous #11
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Anonymous said: Here's what so interesting about this case above...
This guy stiff the hooker for $100, he should be thanking Jesus she didn't have a PIMP. His ass would have been dead...
IMO, karma will catch his ass. He's prob. alone and jerking off to porn and it's been this way for years cause he's an asshole.
I agree that it was dumb and lame to stiff the hooker.
I disagree that "karma will catch his ass". This isn't even what karma means. Please think for yourself.
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Anonymous #1
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fucking someone over creates negative energy=bad karma
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Anonymous #1
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fucking someone over creates negative energy=bad karma
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Anonymous #12
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I only get a prostitutes for after I get laid just so I know I did it with somone.
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous said: Here's what so interesting about this case above...
This guy stiff the hooker for $100, he should be thanking Jesus she didn't have a PIMP. His ass would have been dead...
IMO, karma will catch his ass. He's prob. alone and jerking off to porn and it's been this way for years cause he's an asshole.
actually it was $200 i stiffed her for (I gave her $100) and yes, i guess I was lucky. it was definitely a dumb thing to do. i was drunk and horny... a bad combination, indeed.
but on your other assessment... go fuck yourself. you know nothing about me. you sound like a pimply little 17 year old cunt
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Anonymous #13
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: Here's what so interesting about this case above...
This guy stiff the hooker for $100, he should be thanking Jesus she didn't have a PIMP. His ass would have been dead...
IMO, karma will catch his ass. He's prob. alone and jerking off to porn and it's been this way for years cause he's an asshole.
actually it was $200 i stiffed her for (I gave her $100) and yes, i guess I was lucky. it was definitely a dumb thing to do. i was drunk and horny... a bad combination, indeed.
but on your other assessment... go fuck yourself. you know nothing about me. you sound like a pimply little 17 year old cunt
You coulda put that ho on a payment plan
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Anonymous #5
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I actually did feel bad about it afterwards. But not that bad. Its not like I totally jacked her or worse. I still gave the girl $100 plus smoked some dank with her.
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Anonymous #14
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About once a year I take a trip to the butt hut and get my freak on. But, the last time I went the girl must have been a n00b cus she was scared as fuck and she didn't want me to be on top.
This year my girlfriend wants to go with me.
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