Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: | 1 | 2  [ show all ]
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8228828 -

LULZ!


--------------------
After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: xdzt]
    #8228834 -

xdzt said:
hawksapprentice said:
A man walks into a bar.....ouch.


Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks.



I knew that one was coming too.
LOL


--------------------
Welcome to The Shroomery... Show us your fruits!!!
HOW IT SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T LOOK - A GUIDE FOR NEW CULTIVATORS
GOT A CONTAM? NOT SURE WHAT? CLICK ME!
NOOB??? Start here
CreekFreeks Tradelist
Cops want drugs legalized too
The Beauty In Her Face
:band:My Live Music (and various other things) Collection... Possible trades in here :cool::rastana::banana:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8228845 -

Ha :ilold: a lot


--------------------

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former.      -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”  -Stephen Roberts

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: impgl]
    #8229065 -

impgl said:
a neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. Neutron asks "how much?". Wiping the bar down he goes "for you? no charge"


:ilold:

:doublefu: hawksapprentice!  I wanted to say that one so bad! :lol:


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: creekfreek]
    #8229106 -

A man walks into a bar and sees a patron sitting at the counter, drinking and watching a tiny 12 inch tall man play on a miniature piano.

The man asks the patron, "Hey, where'd you get that?"

"From the genie in the lamp.", replies the patron.

"Where's this genie and this lamp!?", asks the man.

The patron replies, "I threw it out back in the dumpster but..." and before he could finish his sentence the man was running out of the bar.

He walks back into the bar a few minutes later with a million ducks following him.

The patron smirks and says "I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen. The genie is hard of hearing. Did you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist?"


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #8229408 -

lame and slightly off topic:

how many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

vegans don't change anything


--------------------
omg really?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: A pirate walks into a bar........... [Re: creekfreek]
    #8229713 -

An American, a Canadian and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "what is this, a joke?"

:rimshot:


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: | 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Global Warming is clearly due to lack of pirates Snaggletooth 807 11 03/20/06 08:42 PM
by Drone
* Drinking at the bar is for suckers
( 1 2 3 all )		 Dreamer987 3,726 41 09/14/05 12:02 AM
by Skunk420
* chek this out, bar tenders cant measure a pour :;news story. ZippoZM 880 13 12/23/05 05:30 PM
by Shroomism
* bartenders?anyone?
( 1 2 all )		 rolbz 3,023 20 07/01/05 06:44 PM
by JeeLiX
* Holiday greetings from the depths of a suburbian bar
( 1 2 all )		 Gillette 1,628 21 12/24/05 12:23 PM
by Shroomism
* new years party at the sushi bar
( 1 2 all )		 ShroomismM 3,306 22 01/01/06 07:58 PM
by samueljackson
* why dating a bartender sucks durban_poison 1,190 7 05/24/06 03:27 PM
by moosehead
* The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread BrAiN 2,179 16 08/27/05 01:12 PM
by MrBump

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,715 topic views. 2 members, 1,963 guests and 262 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.025 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.