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The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread
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Post all your crazy ass drinks here:

Here's one I invented back in college..

AUNT JEMIMA's WHOOPASS STICK (a girly novelty shot):

take a shotglass and coat it inside and out with syrup

fill it with 2/3 kaluha, 1/3 godiva chocolate liquor

... tastes like chocolate chip pancakes ...

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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Cunt Pump

Ingredients:
Tomato juice
2 shots of Vodka
French Mustard
Lime

Directions: Put two shots of Vodka into an 8oz glass. Fill to the halfway point with tomato juice, or bloody mary mix. Add a small spoonful of French Mustard, add a dash of lime juice, fill the rest with tomato juice, or bloody mary mix. Served with an (unused) tampon instead of cocktail umbrella.


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he told me about the true meaning of life...
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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: License_to_Chill]
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AID a la monte :

Semen
2 shots Bacardi 151

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: License_to_Chill]
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License_to_Chill said:
Cunt Pump

Ingredients:
Tomato juice
2 shots of Vodka
French Mustard
Lime

Directions: Put two shots of Vodka into an 8oz glass. Fill to the halfway point with tomato juice, or bloody mary mix. Add a small spoonful of French Mustard, add a dash of lime juice, fill the rest with tomato juice, or bloody mary mix. Served with an (unused) tampon instead of cocktail umbrella.


what the hell does that taste like?

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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i would think it tastes like a spicy bloody mary with a disgusting placebo aftertaste thanks to the tampon


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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Puck Puck Goose

Take a bottle of Apple Pucker, bottle of Strawberry Pucker, bottle of Grey Goose, combine into one big bowl, put ice in each glass.  Delicious :drooling:

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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Barback Shooter

empty spilmat into a rocks glass at the end of the night and serve to the barback
it'll taste like rubber and contans what ever was spilled... Mmmmmm yummy


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Barback Shooter

empty spilmat into a rocks glass at the end of the night and serve to the barback
it'll taste like rubber and contans what ever was spilled... Mmmmmm yummy
hahahahaha


This is what we got after a night of drinking.... we had some oj left some schnaps and some 151
1 part 151
1 part peppermint schnaps
2 parts OJ
mix with ice then pour
We call it the Danil Driver
It tastes like the orange smints back when smints were around


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: johahnchristo]
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Electric screwdriver
1 portion of tang(enough to make 8oz)
2 oz OJ
mix in an 8oz cup with vodka.
when the ratios are right you shouldn't taste the vodka because the tang and oj should cover it up.


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Shows I will be spinning at
Where Life Begins-Aug. 27th
Epidural Sept 2nd/5th
Enchanted Remixed sept 15/16th(for those who missed the first)

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: johahnchristo]
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Screaming Apple

1 shot Vodka
1 shot Apple Schnapps
2 oz Apple Juice

Chill, strain, seve as shooter


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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Flaming Mexican Birdshit

in a shot glass: 1/2 shot 151, 1/2 shot tequila, then drizzle a bit of baileys in. make sure all the liquors are cold, the effect should be the baileys coagulates and looks like bird shit. add a few drops of Tabasco, the tequila will look like 'flames' as it falls to the bottom.

this is a good shot to give someone like on their birthday or something, just don't let them know what is in it.

be sure to have beer around to chase that shit down because it will scorch your esophagus


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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I'm a bartender part-time... I make tons of great unique drinks. Mongolian Motherfuckers are my favorite.

The next time you are at a bar and it's your turn to buy shots, order a round of "old dirty spics". Old Granddad, Cuervo ElNastia, and olive juice. Ick.


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From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
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StonedShroom said:
Flaming Mexican Birdshit




That's the coolest name ever for a drink

BTW I yacked in the parking lot last night... too many shots of patron

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: MagicalMystery]
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olive juice sounds kinda yummy..

whats granddad?

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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: BrAiN]
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take a can of mandrain oranges, put in a big glass and hopefully it fills it half way, fill the rest w/jose quervos tequila

its fucking awesome man, cus you can drink as you eat the orange shit, awww


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or
Live every day like it is your last
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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: SerioOria]
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this drink is from a small bar in Ames, Iowa.

Tree Frog:
- vodka
- gin
- silver tequila
- silver rum
- blue curacao
- oj

fill glass most of the way full with the vodka, gin, rum and tequila. fill the rest with blue curacao and top off with a little oj, serve on ice.

one of the best drinks ever.


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Re: The Official Shroomery Bartenders' Thread [Re: eVil_]
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I tended bar for 3 years at a place that specialized in ass-kicking 151 proof blended drinks called the Brainbuster. but we also had a few dozen other hurricane style blended drinks. I helped create a few that a apparently some regulars still order:

Harvest Moon:

3 oz Cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
2 oz vodka
1 oz apricot liquour
1 oz creme de noya or amaretto
1/2 oz peach shnapps

blend (not too much, the pineapple juice foams up the drink a little) and pour

my favorite blended drink is the Side Car, it basically is a blended regular Margarita but you substitute the tequila w/ brandy.


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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