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Invisibledurban_poison
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why dating a bartender sucks
    #5668814 - 05/24/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well i always tell my woman to take her shoes off inside. Well last night it finally happened. I steped on a broken piece of bar glass she must have carried home on her shoes. this morning i get out of bed and OUCH!!!!!!!. so i have work all this week which envolves a lot of standing and running around(i serve were my girl bartends). i decide i cant get it out by myself with a razor blade and H202. i couldnt see it through the blood. so my mom says go to the er and get them to cut it out. well they gave me a tetnus and a x-ray. x-ray showed there are 2 shards of glass in my foot. it must have broke in my foot when i got out of bed. the doctor said he couldnt get it out any better then what i tryed because he said it would bleed to much and he would be lucky to find the now 2 tiny shards of broken glass. mind you my foot still hurts like a bitch. well i got him to at least give me some vicodin(thank god). so now i have a bottle of vicodin and glass still in my foot. what to do? well i just popped 2 of them. now i think in a couple hours im going to do some bathroom chemistry, and bathroom surgery. im going to cold water extract the vicodin so it works better then to the toliet seat with my stamets scapel to find that damn glass. i just dont want to make my foot worse then it already is. but with the glass gone i can work. if i cant work that means no money, which means no paid bills, which means no sex tonight. damn it this glass has to come out now!


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Offlinedomite
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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: durban_poison]
    #5668818 - 05/24/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Your girlfreind is gonna get your foot cut open, and then refuse to fuck you?


Damn. Thats fucking cold.


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Invisibledurban_poison
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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: domite]
    #5668899 - 05/24/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lifes a bitch anint it? no i could get some but surley not standing up. guess im getting the ride tonight. feeling better already. maybe this grapefruit juice does work. :cool: what foot?


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: durban_poison]
    #5669031 - 05/24/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Make her get her red wings...


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: durban_poison]
    #5669046 - 05/24/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

dude i stepped on glass my 2nd day of my weeklong spring break trip. No doubt it sucks but come on, suck it up. Its not that bad! Im amazed you got vicodin too! Your doctor must be cool


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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: durban_poison]
    #5669124 - 05/24/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

fuck that, that doctor straight up lied to you. they have this nice thing called lidocaine with epinephrine in it, numbs you up and stops the bleeding, you got screwed my friend i would go complain.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: durban_poison]
    #5669135 - 05/24/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'd break a bottle inside her favorite pair of shoes.


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Re: why dating a bartender sucks [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5669154 - 05/24/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

haha


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