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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: z_x_x_z]
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you have a small dick :haha:

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Atheist]
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super glue your dick to your taint

you'll hafta sit down to piss for a while tho


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Atheist]
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Yeah. I'm gonna get board shorts. Thanks.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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just get dark colored shorts, or shorts with a print on them. Lighter colored shorts will show the erm... bulge more.

wear swimming trunks b/c jogging shorts take forever to dry.

Also, most swimming trunks nowadays have a thick velcro fly that I think, in thoery, give that area structure when they're wet. Although I'm not quite sure b/c I'm not a guy.

I suggest American Eagle or Old Navy... or at least I know those brands have that fly.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
Just wear some cut off jeans :shrug:



:lol: Cut off jeans...


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Back on topic, though. Board shorts, or quick dries with thicker material work well to keep the johnson from being like, "Hey! Here I am!! Damn, that water's cold!":smirk:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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board shorts?

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
Nice farmer's tan, dude! :rockon:



lol i build pools, so its kind of hard to tan where my shorts are.... :shrug: my boss would KILL me if i wore a speedo to work :lol:.  and i dont have alot of time to go to the beach. :smirk:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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At least you can tan, my pale Irish flesh shrivels and burns under the evil glare of the so called "sun."


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Gastronomicus]
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:lol: @ gingers and pale skinned people.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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:emocry:


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