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Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch
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My birthday party is this Sunday at the beach and I need swimming shorts that won't let others see my crotch area in detail when I get out of the ocean. I don't mind if girls see it but my grandparents and other relatives will be there too. Help a shroomerite out.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Have a piercing that you don't want them to know about? I don't see what the problem is!

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Just wear some cut off jeans :shrug:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: niteowl]
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I used adidas jogging shorts


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Just avoid form-fitting shorts and you should be alright.

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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I'll tell you what you don't do. Dont wear basketball shorts. Even with two pairs on my junk was clear as day across the beach. Hell of a fun day that was,hah.

The relatives don't matter. They talk about your penis all the time. :wink:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Kada]
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no piercings, and cut off shorts would be strange to wear i guess. I'm gonna look into the jogging shorts but I would like something made especially for swimming.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Its not like the first time they have seen one...Unless the water will be cold...


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Brainiac]
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ya seen the new "balls out" jeans?


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: flushme]
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just wear basketball shorts, but pad them like a bra, make sure its clear as day from the parking lot


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Hell, the old lady's may like it....


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Brainiac]
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what the hell is the problem? just wear a regular bathing suit man, its not like its going to reveal exactly what your dick looks like!


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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Just go naked. Be proud.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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it's going to be cold water, so size must be a issue....


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Brainiac]
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The water is actually very warm here so size isn't an issue, nor was it ever :smile:. I just want to be comfortably dressed in front of my family. If they weren't there I would just be naked if the beach rules permitted it.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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It not like you mom, hasn't seen it before...


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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I doubt your Grandpa is looking for shorts that conceal his dick right now..

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Hefe]
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:lol:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Come on, man up and wear a bathing suit. Sheesh, talk about insecurities, it's not like your family is going to spend the entire time trying to catch a glimpse of your wanger


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Mojo_Risin said:
My birthday party is this Sunday at the beach and I need swimming shorts that won't let others see my crotch area in detail when I get out of the ocean. I don't mind if girls see it but my grandparents and other relatives will be there too. Help a shroomerite out.


OMFG...did i really just read this...what are you 12?

Wear a fucking bathing suit, if one of your family members questions you about your penis showing just a little, maybe they are teh ones with a problem...

peace

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