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How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once?
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So even though you may not take this thread seriously it is. And i hope everyone here respects the rules of this forum and doesn’t fill this thread full of BS. This is a real problem for me and id like to see informational posts only saving any judgments for another time.

I have a long distance girlfriend and I need to know how to play everything off when she is calling me around other girls. I’m afraid that ignoring the call looks like I have a GF.

Any tips on how to do this? My girl is cool with me hanging out with other chicks and doesn’t care at all. But how can I make the girls that im seeing not suspicious that I have a gf, or should I not hide it at all? Or should I say its an ex gf but that were still friends?

How much should I talk to her in front of other people when im hanging out trying to get to know women. If im texting all the time, do chicks just assume you have a girlfriend? Is that a turn off or turn on? (some fellas will know what im talking about)

The reason I need to do this is because I tend to obsess about a single girl at a time, and im trying to get past that by always having a few girls available.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Good luck.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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so ur talking about cheating on ur gf
boooooo!

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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well first of all you have to get past that whole afraid to ignore calls thing. You're not obligated to answer someones call. there are plenty of times where taking a call is actually kinda rude or inapropriate.

if you can't get her used to you not jumping for every phone call then you need to take the first big step in "I tend to obsess about a single girl at a time, and im trying to get past that by always having a few girls available." just break it off with the long distance girl. if she can't be cool with you having a personal life then she can find someone who she can put that choke chain on.

as far as texting constantly goes it will never be a turn on, but can easily become a turn off. never have text conversations when you're around a girl that you want to be seeing. it's rude and you should be giving her attention. if you're sending more than 4 messages to one person or 8 messages between multiple people while in one sitting with a girl you're retarded. I think the 8 might even be a little too much.

ok so the final bit of advice is stop calling them your girlfriend. you're not in a relationship with any of them. you may be dating 10 girls, but as long as you aren't set on just one then don't get involved in a relationship unless you want to be with just one girl or you want one girlfriend and to cheat on her with a bunch of other girls. never have 2 girlfriends cause you'll get fucked by having 2 very demanding women trying to get ahold of you. I mean it's as simple as a girlfriend is probably going to be with 70% of your free time. your friends will take up 20% of your free time and share some of your gf's time with you in big group situations. then you have 10% of your tim for yourself and maybe a few girls that you keep on a string. you see how you obviously couldn't fit another REAL girlfriendinto that schedual.

just remember that cheating doesn't really count for shit. it isn't adultry until you're married.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Quote:
I tend to obsess about a single girl at a time



Thats not some weird quirk of yours, thats love as its supposed to be :crankey:

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Not like that, if I get a crush on a girl, I tend to think about nothing but her all the time. And its fucking retarded, ill do this with out even hardly knowing a girl.

Like this chick I study with, she’s hot and has good taste in music, I think about her all the time and its stupid. I haven’t even caught her name yet. This is a part of my life that I need to fix.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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find girls that are hot, but anoying or boring or have qualities that you can't stand. then put up with those untill you can get the girl in bed. after doing this a few times you'll build some nice calluces towards women that will help you not become so obsessed.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
well first of all you have to get past that whole afraid to ignore calls thing. You're not obligated to answer someones call. there are plenty of times where taking a call is actually kinda rude or inapropriate.

if you can't get her used to you not jumping for every phone call then you need to take the first big step in "I tend to obsess about a single girl at a time, and im trying to get past that by always having a few girls available." just break it off with the long distance girl. if she can't be cool with you having a personal life then she can find someone who she can put that choke chain on.

as far as texting constantly goes it will never be a turn on, but can easily become a turn off. never have text conversations when you're around a girl that you want to be seeing. it's rude and you should be giving her attention. if you're sending more than 4 messages to one person or 8 messages between multiple people while in one sitting with a girl you're retarded. I think the 8 might even be a little too much.

ok so the final bit of advice is stop calling them your girlfriend. you're not in a relationship with any of them. you may be dating 10 girls, but as long as you aren't set on just one then don't get involved in a relationship unless you want to be with just one girl or you want one girlfriend and to cheat on her with a bunch of other girls. never have 2 girlfriends cause you'll get fucked by having 2 very demanding women trying to get ahold of you. I mean it's as simple as a girlfriend is probably going to be with 70% of your free time. your friends will take up 20% of your free time and share some of your gf's time with you in big group situations. then you have 10% of your tim for yourself and maybe a few girls that you keep on a string. you see how you obviously couldn't fit another REAL girlfriendinto that schedual.

just remember that cheating doesn't really count for shit. it isn't adultry until you're married.


Good advice.

For me the hardest part is if I start liking one of the girls a lot it'd be harder to lie to her if she asks.
The trick for me is just to dismiss any kind of conversation about other girls.

It is not as hard as it looks, most girls into this situation could also be cheating, so a don't-ask politeness is most of the times involved.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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What I meant to say by that BTW is, if I'm just fucking several girls at the same time it is really easy, but if one is my gf and the others booty calls, it gets harder to hide it from the official gf :tongue:

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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OP.

Put your pants on and just cut off the long distance thing. If you don't love her then WTF are you wasting your time with when you could esily be seeing other women?

Do NOT get involved in mutpli-relationships.

It's not a good thing... youll get fucked up in the end ive seen this happen...

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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"How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once?"

Don't reproduce, please.

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Re: How do I date (and Fuck) many bitches at once? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Grow several penises.

I dunno how your gonna convince one to eat dinner with you while your fucking them all though.

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