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Anonymous #1

Whats the best way to.....
    #8028458 - 02/15/08 06:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Whats the best/easiest way to break someones legs?

Serious answers only please, I may need them.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8028763 - 02/15/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Depends, is this a casual or serious leg breaking?

If casual or spur of the moment, I would recommend a baseball bat.

If your serious about some revenge, strap that motherfucker down and use some kind of pulley system to break their leg *slowly*

Sometimes I even amaze myself with just how morbid I can be.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8029159 - 02/15/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

duct tape their hands together then ductape the hand package to the face right at the mouth. prop the leg up on somthing and apply blunt force to the middle. you would need somthing very heavy, nothing less than a sledge hammer. Leg bones are very resiliant, ive broken both of mine tho.  :goodluck:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8038202 - 02/18/08 02:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Take a knee, that way he can recover and kick your A$#!! This is sick...thought.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8038456 - 02/18/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Put them in SKI boots. Put them and their boots into a vice, tighten so that the boot will not come out of the vice, body check them sideways. Or use a car & aim for the femur!


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Anonymous #6

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8038657 - 02/18/08 04:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You guys don't deserve to live.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8038809 - 02/18/08 04:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

put the leg into a bucket, fill it up to the brim with wet sand and hit against the bucket with a bat. leg broken.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8039040 - 02/18/08 05:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The easiest way is to pay someone else to do it.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8039549 - 02/18/08 07:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Shoot them in the knee cap. Or if you have time, strap him down so he can't move in some type of vice and take a diamond tipped chainsaw to his legs.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8039638 - 02/18/08 07:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Chain them by the legs to a pole or something and play shitty Grateful Dead non-stop. They'll soon go insane and gnaw through their shins to get free.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8040847 - 02/18/08 11:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

wow, too complicated.

just kick them in the side of the knee while they're standing. if done properly, it'll break their leg quickly with one good whack.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8041853 - 02/19/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That seriously would work. I saw that happen at a soccer game once.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Whats the best way to..... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8041943 - 02/19/08 08:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
That seriously would work. I saw that happen at a soccer game once.




A soccer game proves a whole hell of a lot. I do this shit each day in newark.


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