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Where to pick up women?
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I haven't had sex in almost 2 years, and it's getting pretty frustrating.  I haven't been anywhere to meet girls, because I'm not in school and shit.  Any suggestions?

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the grocery store.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go places where you can count on the crowd to be like minded. This takes away a lot of the pressure of not necessarily knowing whether or not the girl you're physically attracted to has any of your interests, etc.

An example would be concerts... because everyone at a concert likes the band they came to see. Automatically you have something in common with everyone at a concert. (assuming you like the artist.)

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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grocery store, if you're looking for a g/f. look for the ones that you can tell put effort into their appearance before going shopping, they are looking for a man.

bars, if you are looking for a generally lame, drunk fuck that might have an STD, but it easy to get.

work, if you like shitting where you sleep.

the best girls you will meet will be in normal places like the grocery store, at the gas pump next to you, at the gym if you go, or even at a restaurant. they are not going to walk over and ask you out, you have to do it. you havve to flirt with them and ask for the close, the number, the date.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Go on http://www.eros-guide.com/ for your area and get your self a since looking call girl/escort its quick easy and you don't ever have to hear from her again. Best of all she will do all the kinky shit the average girl wont plus you don't have to waste unneeded time on dating and playing games.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Fertility Clinics

OBGYN offices

Proctologist offices

Porno shops

Insane Clown Possie concerts

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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~OP~

I'm not really looking for an escort....

I might be looking for a relationship.

I guess I'll go to a concert, but the only decent one is like a month away.  Plus, don't women usually already have guys when they go to concerts?

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
grocery store, if you're looking for a g/f. look for the ones that you can tell put effort into their appearance before going shopping, they are looking for a man.

bars, if you are looking for a generally lame, drunk fuck that might have an STD, but it easy to get.

work, if you like shitting where you sleep.

the best girls you will meet will be in normal places like the grocery store, at the gas pump next to you, at the gym if you go, or even at a restaurant. they are not going to walk over and ask you out, you have to do it. you havve to flirt with them and ask for the close, the number, the date.



So only the girls in the bars have stds? You couldn't possibly get them from the girls in the so called normal places right lol? Dont go near the bars all the women have stds hahahaha lol. wtf! Your line of thinking is seriously flawed. I guess those girls that you can find in bars dont go to grocery stores, get gas, go to the gym and never eat at res truants right. :dopefish:

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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GO TO TEH GROCERY STORE ALREADY  :kingcrankey:

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I'm not old enough to buy alcohol in bars here anyway

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
So only the girls in the bars have stds? You couldn't possibly get them from the girls in the so called normal places right lol? Dont go near the bars all the women have stds hahahaha lol. wtf! Your line of thinking is seriously flawed. I guess those girls that you can find in bars dont go to grocery stores, get gas, go to the gym and never eat at res truants right. :dopefish:



no, but easy drunk girls at bars are logically guaranteed to have more random stranger sex (higher STD odds) than girls who aren't so easy. both will go to the grocery store, but at least you have a chance of finding a not-so drunk and easy girl there as well.

for the record, i love drunk easy bitches at bars. if i were looking for a g/f though, i wouldnt be in a rush to date one of them. if you pick up a girl from the store, and it turns out she is a drunk easy bitch on the weekends, you can dump her and find another one.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
GO TO TEH GROCERY STORE ALREADY  :kingcrankey:



Yea thats a great idea let me tell you how many chicks ive picked up in the grocery store. ZERO because the ones that are there trying to pick up guys are usually homely single mothers wanting a new daddy for their baby.

Not only that what kind of creep hangs out in a grocery store trying to pick up chicks. What you just going to follow them around like some stalker untill security tosses your ass?

You need to go to a social gathering, clubs, concerts, parties, ect ect. Where people come to hook up in the first place. not the damn grocery store where soccer mom is going to mace your ass cause she thinks your stalking her

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
GO TO TEH GROCERY STORE ALREADY  :kingcrankey:



Yea thats a great idea let me tell you how many chicks ive picked up in the grocery store. ZERO because the ones that are there trying to pick up guys are usually homely single mothers wanting a new daddy for their baby.

Not only that what kind of creep hangs out in a grocery store trying to pick up chicks. What you just going to follow them around like some stalker untill security tosses your ass?

You need to go to a social gathering, clubs, concerts, parties, ect ect. Where people come to hook up in the first place. not the damn grocery store where soccer mom is going to mace your ass cause she thinks your stalking her



1) Lies. i guess if you call Wal*Mart a grocery store, and you live somewhere thats shitty and gay, this might be true. I look for college girls using daddy's credit card to buy munchie food.

2) You don't hang out there, you go there to buy shit like beer, nachos, and Morning Glory seeds. while there, you peep the hoes. Just look all confused and out-of-place, they'll see you're a bachelor and immediately want to fuck you.

3) Soccer Game + Binoculars = Social Gathering. everybody knows this :awesome:

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Soccer moms are hot as shit, though...

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
GO TO TEH GROCERY STORE ALREADY  :kingcrankey:



Yea thats a great idea let me tell you how many chicks ive picked up in the grocery store. ZERO because the ones that are there trying to pick up guys are usually homely single mothers wanting a new daddy for their baby.

Not only that what kind of creep hangs out in a grocery store trying to pick up chicks. What you just going to follow them around like some stalker untill security tosses your ass?

You need to go to a social gathering, clubs, concerts, parties, ect ect. Where people come to hook up in the first place. not the damn grocery store where soccer mom is going to mace your ass cause she thinks your stalking her



1) Lies. i guess if you call Wal*Mart a grocery store, and you live somewhere thats shitty and gay, this might be true. I look for college girls using daddy's credit card to buy munchie food.

2) You don't hang out there, you go there to buy shit like beer, nachos, and Morning Glory seeds. while there, you peep the hoes. Just look all confused and out-of-place, they'll see you're a bachelor and immediately want to fuck you.

3) Soccer Game + Binoculars = Social Gathering. everybody knows this :awesome:



How do you know its daddies credit card and how do you know its a college girl?

If your not hanging out there as you say than that leaves a very small time frame to pick up a girl cause well your just getting beer and nachos whats that take like 15 min max. If you chose the wrong girl then you would have to stay longer which would mean umm your hanging out.

Yea look all confused and out of place so they think your an idiot or have mental problems

So according to you we will go in to store not hang out pick up girl in time it takes to get beer and nachos while looking like a confused idiot. If we dont pick up a girl in 15 min or less then we should go to another store? So we are not hanging out and repeat process again? This seems like such a great idea and not a waste of fucking time at all

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The best way to meet chicks is through friends. Barring that, you need to have at least one wingman if you are trying to pick up girls in random places.

Going solo is the worst.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
3) Soccer Game + Binoculars = Social Gathering. everybody knows this :awesome:



FAIL! Yea this is someone you should be taking advise from.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
So only the girls in the bars have stds? You couldn't possibly get them from the girls in the so called normal places right lol? Dont go near the bars all the women have stds hahahaha lol. wtf! Your line of thinking is seriously flawed. I guess those girls that you can find in bars dont go to grocery stores, get gas, go to the gym and never eat at res truants right. :dopefish:



no, but easy drunk girls at bars are logically guaranteed to have more random stranger sex (higher STD odds) than girls who aren't so easy. both will go to the grocery store, but at least you have a chance of finding a not-so drunk and easy girl there as well.

for the record, i love drunk easy bitches at bars. if i were looking for a g/f though, i wouldnt be in a rush to date one of them. if you pick up a girl from the store, and it turns out she is a drunk easy bitch on the weekends, you can dump her and find another one.



Who says all girls that go to bars are drunk and easy? So if i go to the grocery and find a not drunk girl but shes easy does this lessen my chances of catching an std? Or what if she is not easy and had only ever had sex with one other guy that had stds? Shes not easy or a drunk but i can get an std from her.  For the record your line of thinking is stupid. Any chick drunk or not in a grocery stores, gym who has many partners ,who has had 1 partner, or who has never had sex could have an std

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
The best way to meet chicks is through friends. Barring that, you need to have at least one wingman if you are trying to pick up girls in random places.

Going solo is the worst.



Never needed a wing man and never had a problem picking up women, its all in the attitude and the body helps as well.

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Re: Where to pick up women? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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go to a rehab plenty of chicks that are desperate for something to tide them over


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