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Diploid
Cuban



Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
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Funny English Definitions
#7939269 - 01/27/08 07:41 AM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. (Where did #10 go?)
11. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. Glibido : All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at 3 AM and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor ( n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 40,819
Loc: Over there
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Re: Funny English Definitions [Re: Diploid]
#7939352 - 01/27/08 08:46 AM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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I give no more than year for all these new words to be adopted for regular usage by most members here. I'll have to add this list to my journal for future reference.
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AJ4U
Cloud N9ne



Registered: 09/06/06
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Loc: Dirty Jersey
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Good find hehe
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StonedShroom
OG shroomerite



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Re: Funny English Definitions [Re: Diploid]
#7939950 - 01/27/08 12:07 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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>> 13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
aaaaaahahahahhaaa
That's how I've felt the past 3 weeks.
God I would kill for some Taco Bueno and a Redbull.
Even though I've felt the best I've felt in 4 years...
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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.




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Re: Funny English Definitions [Re: StonedShroom]
#7940150 - 01/27/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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