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2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem
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A) Drink a beer that somebody put their cigarette out in on accident.
B) Drink a beer that someone accidently hawked a big loogey in.

I have a friend that has done this on more than one occasion because he was on a bender and ran out of booze. The cigarette in the beer is bad enough but it makes me want to puke that someone could get past drinking nasty gooey phlegm just to keep their buzz going.


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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That just means you're

a) Really drunk

and

b) a retard


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: g00ru]
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that's like casper on 'kids'



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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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Haha kids man its been awhile since ive seen that.


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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No, if you are doing shit like that then you are just stupid! Don't blame that on alcohol intoxication...:lol:

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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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PeterGriffin467 said:
A) Drink a beer that somebody put their cigarette out in on accident.
B) Drink a beer that someone accidently hawked a big loogey in.

  I have a friend that has done this on more than one occasion because he was on a bender and ran out of booze.  The cigarette in the beer is bad enough but it makes me want to puke that someone could get past drinking nasty gooey phlegm just to keep their buzz going.



Is it "hawked"? I always thought it was "honked". :discodance:


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: z_x_x_z]
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I've done some nasty stuff with alcohol...

Once in college a bet was made amongst my friends and I.

A foaf had a 40oz bottle of OE... that was 4 years old. It was so old it was the WIDEMOUTH OE. 4 years prior he had cracked it open and taken a sip and left it on his bookshelf for 4 years.

While on a diner on Rt 40 in Baltimore, my friends bet me to drink it... within 40 minutes... without puking for 40 minutes.

If I did this, I'd get 40 bucks. We called it the 4-40-40-40-40 bet.

I did it.. with 4 minutes to spare.... It was pretty foul.

I took the money and treated all my friends to Vietnamese Pho.

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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: BrAiN]
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i've done A. and i've drank many a beer that just had ashes in it. loogies, no thank you.


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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drkrobotnik said:
that's like casper on 'kids'





Didn't that guy die of an od or suicide a few years ago?


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: allreadyused]
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In a vegas hotel room... yup.. hung himself

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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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You're wrong, thats a sign that you're a retarded fuckwad at a party.

An alcoholic;
A: Only drinks alone
B: Is always drinking

Which is why alcoholics are always alone and drunk.


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: Idiot]
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they don't ALWAYS drink alone.

some of them are homeless, and drink in packs.


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Re: 2 sure ways to tell if you have an alcohol problem [Re: Idiot]
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you can still be a drunk if you drink with others, also you can be an alcoholic if only drink at certain times.

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