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my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic)
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So I woke up to a strange discovery yesterday morning.

I noticed there were brown smudges on my wall.... about 2-3 feet above the ground.

Upon wiping the crusties out of my eyes and examining closer, my fears came true. My cat had the runs. She managed to get the tip of her feathery tail in her nastiness the night before and started whipping her medium across the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Now Andy Warhol was notorious for peeing on his paintings. If you ever see his work at a gallery, you'll notice "URINE" or "EXCREMENT" listed in his list of materials used.

I couldn't think of any sort of play on words to merge "Andy Warhol" with "Poop"... so my cat's new nickname is...

Poo-casso.

waka waka waka.

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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how trashy

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: StreetFreak]
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waka waka waka

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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You should sell that shit...


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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fuck it up the ass


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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Those paintings are going to be valuable when the cat dies. :poop:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Diploid]
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Only if the cat gets addicted to heroin or alcohol and dies of an overdose or car accident

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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That could be arranged...


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: vinsue]
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My g/f is prescriped percocets... maybe I'll 'accidentally' leave one lying around to start the process.

muahahahahaha

Lets see.. all good artists die at 27. What is that in cat years?

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
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You should reward your kitty for her artistic achievement. A fish and a big bowl of milk come to mind :smile:


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Asante]
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Quote:
A fish and a big bowl of milk come to mind


milk and dairy are tremendously bad for cats. If the cat had the runs the night before a bowl of milk will make it 10x worse.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: coda]
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Make it 10x worse, or make it 10x brilliant?!

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Brugman]
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ooooo ooo touche!

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
Make it 10x worse, or make it 10x brilliant?!


depends on how much you enjoy viewing liquid cat feces.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: coda]
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2 cats one cup


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