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OfflineBrAiN
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my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic)
    #7816050 - 12/31/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So I woke up to a strange discovery yesterday morning.

I noticed there were brown smudges on my wall.... about 2-3 feet above the ground.

Upon wiping the crusties out of my eyes and examining closer, my fears came true. My cat had the runs. She managed to get the tip of her feathery tail in her nastiness the night before and started whipping her medium across the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Now Andy Warhol was notorious for peeing on his paintings. If you ever see his work at a gallery, you'll notice "URINE" or "EXCREMENT" listed in his list of materials used.

I couldn't think of any sort of play on words to merge "Andy Warhol" with "Poop"... so my cat's new nickname is...

Poo-casso.

waka waka waka.


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816219 - 12/31/07 08:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

how trashy


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7816221 - 12/31/07 08:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

waka waka waka


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816234 - 12/31/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You should sell that shit...


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816237 - 12/31/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

fuck it up the ass


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816295 - 12/31/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Those paintings are going to be valuable when the cat dies. :poop:


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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Diploid]
    #7816354 - 12/31/07 09:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Only if the cat gets addicted to heroin or alcohol and dies of an overdose or car accident


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816368 - 12/31/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That could be arranged...


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: vinsue]
    #7816370 - 12/31/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My g/f is prescriped percocets... maybe I'll 'accidentally' leave one lying around to start the process.

muahahahahaha

Lets see.. all good artists die at 27. What is that in cat years?


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: BrAiN]
    #7816387 - 12/31/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You should reward your kitty for her artistic achievement. A fish and a big bowl of milk come to mind :smile:


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Asante]
    #7817341 - 12/31/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

A fish and a big bowl of milk come to mind




milk and dairy are tremendously bad for cats. If the cat had the runs the night before a bowl of milk will make it 10x worse.


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: coda]
    #7817348 - 12/31/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Make it 10x worse, or make it 10x brilliant?!


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Brugman]
    #7817376 - 12/31/07 02:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ooooo ooo touche!


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: Brugman]
    #7817450 - 12/31/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
Make it 10x worse, or make it 10x brilliant?!




depends on how much you enjoy viewing liquid cat feces.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: my cat is the next andy warhol (graphic) [Re: coda]
    #7817536 - 12/31/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

2 cats one cup


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