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Syle
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: Disco Cat]
#7702508 - 12/01/07 11:39 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Disco Cat said:

He's 44, but looks like he's 22.

because he eats little children after he has his way with them.

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: Silversoul]
#7702514 - 12/01/07 11:42 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

He looks more like Squint Eastwood. Some botox would clear that shit right up.

I'm going to fight aging every step of the way. Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit. :yesnod:

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Silversoul
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#7702539 - 12/01/07 11:50 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

RandalFlagg said:

I'm going to fight aging every step of the way. Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit.

RandalFlagg in 20 years:

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Cheezit
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: Disco Cat]
#7702752 - 12/01/07 12:59 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I think he eats a couple fetuses every week and uses foreskin lotion.

Thats how all the starz do it

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C20H25N3O
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: Cheezit]
#7702793 - 12/01/07 01:15 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

some girl once told me he had reconstructive face surgery after a motorcycle accident. Maybe thats it, if its true. I dont care enough to look it up.

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: Silversoul]
#7702876 - 12/01/07 01:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Silversoul said:

RandalFlagg said:

I'm going to fight aging every step of the way. Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit.

RandalFlagg in 20 years:

most likely

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BrAiN
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: mikeytro]
#7703172 - 12/01/07 03:28 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

mikeytro said:

chris angel is a fucking joke

He still beats David "gimme gimme attention" Blane.

I remember seeing Chris Angel on MTV spring break doin shit like 10 years ago

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Disco Cat
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: C20H25N3O]
#7703209 - 12/01/07 03:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

C20H25N3O said:

some girl once told me he had reconstructive face surgery after a motorcycle accident. Maybe thats it, if its true. I dont care enough to look it up.

I think she probably meant Mark Hamill.

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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#7705709 - 12/02/07 07:34 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

RandalFlagg said:

worst photoshop ever.

seriously, that picture is retouched - my eyes are trained to see that shit.

OoD

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