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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: Disco Cat]
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Disco Cat said:
He's 44, but looks like he's 22.



because he eats little children after he has his way with them.


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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: Silversoul]
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He looks more like Squint Eastwood.  Some botox would clear that shit right up.

I'm going to fight aging every step of the way.  Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit.  :yesnod:

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
I'm going to fight aging every step of the way.  Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit.  :yesnod:



RandalFlagg in 20 years:



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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: Disco Cat]
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I think he eats a couple fetuses every week and uses foreskin lotion.

Thats how all the starz do it

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: Cheezit]
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some girl once told me he had reconstructive face surgery after a motorcycle accident. Maybe thats it, if its true. I dont care enough to look it up.


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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: Silversoul]
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Silversoul said:
RandalFlagg said:
I'm going to fight aging every step of the way.  Botox, facelifts, eyelid tucks...all that shit.  :yesnod:



RandalFlagg in 20 years:





most likely

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: mikeytro]
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mikeytro said:
chris angel is a fucking joke




He still beats David "gimme gimme attention" Blane.

I remember seeing Chris Angel on MTV spring break doin shit like 10 years ago

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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C20H25N3O said:
some girl once told me he had reconstructive face surgery after a motorcycle accident. Maybe thats it, if its true. I dont care enough to look it up.



I think she probably meant Mark Hamill.

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Re: Why does Johnny Depp look so young? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:






worst photoshop ever.

seriously, that picture is retouched - my eyes are trained to see that shit.

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