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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 1
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lol


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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:sick: what became of orlando bloom and the depp man?

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 1
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1234go said:
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He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.



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I got my dick sucked by a dude who gave me 150 dollars and an 8th of weed



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I was close a few times of letting this dude suck my dick because he offered me like 350 bucks.



So was it 120, 150, or 350?  Or were these all different occurrences?


give it a month and it'll escalate to $500


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz]
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:notyou:

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:
Quote:
He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.



Quote:
I got my dick sucked by a dude who gave me 150 dollars and an 8th of weed



Quote:
I was close a few times of letting this dude suck my dick because he offered me like 350 bucks.



So was it 120, 150, or 350?  Or were these all different occurrences?



I dont know, i forget. It was years ago. I dont take notes.

You guys can think what you want but i never found a man or dick attractive or have thought about doing anything gay if it wasnt for heroin.

But your efforts to convince people otherwise are quite charming.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
i never found a man or dick attractive or have thought about doing anything gay if it wasnt for heroin.



Wait, what?

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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Wait what?

Let me say it again...i have never found a man or a dick attractive. And i wouldnt have ever gotten my dick sucked for that 1 minute if it wasnt for heroin being the driving force.

Can you read :lol:

I would die before a dick ever entered my anus or mouth.

I think dicks arw ugly as fuck and have no idea how woman can find then attractive.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 2
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1234go said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
i never found a man or dick attractive or have thought about doing anything gay if it wasnt for heroin.



Wait, what?


he don't like the cock

except when it's for some H

then it's

:overhere: 
:presidential:


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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https://files.shroomery.org/smileys/presidential.gif love this

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Niffla said:
give it a month and it'll escalate to $500


Fucking lol...


Bill_Oreilly said:
Lets hijack this thread.

would you get your dick sucked by another man if he gave you 500 dollars, an 8th of bud, a vaporizer and a laptop?

got the offer once..


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16190168#16190168

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 1
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Bill talks penis...

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21494869#21494869


and another....

Bill_Oreilly said:
Hey..atleast I got my dick sucked, looked away the whole time and literally thought happy thoughts(even though all i could think of was the look on my girlfriends face if she knew what i was doing). I got a few bags of dope and had some weed for a few days too! I wouldnt call myself queer but for me to even do that means something..lol..i wasnt sick for heroin either so it really wasnt FOR heroin...i just immediately spent the money on heroin.

Check this out...I was contemplating for like 5 minutes whether to take his ILL laptop that he had..must of been a couple grand for the thing..well i decided not to at the last minute and the next day i found out he had some lojack system in it that tracks it if its stolen..so i woulda been fucked.

I dont take life serious anyways so who cares.

He was a friend of a friend..he was texting me that night asking if i was interested cause he thought i was cute. Oh them queers. Myself included if you think what i did makes me queer.


:shrug:


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16313114#16313114

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Lets hijack this thread.

would you get your dick sucked by another man if he gave you 500 dollars, an 8th of bud, a vaporizer and a laptop?

got the offer once..





damn O'Reilly must have a penis to die for

all these dudes basically banging his door down throwing offers at him to blow him :lol:


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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This one was for a half ounce..

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I once had a dude suck my dick for a half ounce of weed. He left the room for a minute then ended up passing out in somebodys car and got arrested so I was alone at his house, with my dick out and everything. I ended up robbing him of more weed, a vaporizer, and some other goodies that I traded for heroin. Fuckin faggot


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18715195#18715195

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Like for real I wonder how that conversation went...

"So what's good, Bill?"

"Oh nothing much, just watched the Patriots game."

"Oh okay, cool. Sounds good. So...how about $500 dollars, an eighth of chronic, my vaporizer, and a laptop for your cock in my mouth? Whaddaya say Billy Boy?"


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 2
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1234go said:
This one was for a half ounce..

Quote:
I once had a dude suck my dick for a half ounce of weed. He left the room for a minute then ended up passing out in somebodys car and got arrested so I was alone at his house, with my dick out and everything. I ended up robbing him of more weed, a vaporizer, and some other goodies that I traded for heroin. Fuckin faggot


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18715195#18715195


:bathtub40lol:

okay this is getting surreal now


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Niffla said:
okay this is getting surreal now




Imagine how Bill must feel. He doesn't recall any of this.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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Question for Bill.

You may choose one.

a. homeless cocksucker
b. locked up in jail

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
1234go said:
This one was for a half ounce..

Quote:
I once had a dude suck my dick for a half ounce of weed. He left the room for a minute then ended up passing out in somebodys car and got arrested so I was alone at his house, with my dick out and everything. I ended up robbing him of more weed, a vaporizer, and some other goodies that I traded for heroin. Fuckin faggot


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18715195#18715195


:bathtub40lol:

okay this is getting surreal now


: :yeahthatsfunny:

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
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1234go said:
Question for Bill.

You may choose one.

a. homeless cocksucker
b. locked up in jail


I feel confident enough to speak for Bill if he doesn't feel comfortable doing so.

Bill_Oreilly said:
IMHO jail is rock bottom. Id rather be homless sucking dick for crack than be in jail..


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21558801#21558801

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 2
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man Bill sure does have a high rate of posts about dudes sucking other dudes' dicks...lol


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