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Re: fucking burglars...

[Re: Tangerines]
#7653465 - 11/19/07 05:34 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Tangerines said:

You should pull a Home Alone thing. Like he opens the window and a blowtorch fires into his face. Or he opens a door and an axe swings downwards to his face. Marbles are good too.

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Re: fucking burglars...

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#7653509 - 11/19/07 06:21 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

If you're in Florida it's A-OK to shoot him in the face, if he's in your home.

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Re: fucking burglars...

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#7653582 - 11/19/07 07:58 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Lie in wait for him, then just steal the guy's clothes and tape him to the street naked. Leave him there overnight.

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