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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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i need a cigarette

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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no no, i worked that job today =] (how sweet of you to remember!)

i got fired from a pizza delivery job for getting a dui and missing work, haha


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: lukeboots]
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ah, well that's good. i remember you saying you were really digging it. it's great when people enjoy their jobs.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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hell yeah it is! we just started a three story house yesterday. five weeks to finish it. it's gonna get a whoopin'. i salvaged many hundreds of feet of oak flooring with a crowbar today.

you're a line cook (& now bartender), right?


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: lukeboots]
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well i was offered a position as line cook at the restaurant i was already working at as a backwait, but doing both bartending and backwaiting has me working 25-30 hrs a week on top of being a full-time student, so i couldn't accept the cook position.

i'm quite stoked about the bartending though. i'm still young, just turned 21 in august, so i'm getting an early start, learning all the proper cocktails and whatnot, expanding my knowledge of wines, which go with what food and the like. it's good stuff.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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ah ha, i see. sounds like they like having you around, right on.

you're right about the bartending. you're gonna learn all sorts of interesting, badass stuff. i made a bartender invent a shot last friday: the velcro! it's 82% whiskey (dictated by me), 7up, and butterscotch. deliciouso


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: lukeboots]
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hahaha... 82%

i'll have to give that one a try. i haven't really made many shooters because i'm only dinner bartending right now. so it's mainly dinnertime drinks like martinis, mojitos, manhattans, cosmos, margaritas. that or just like scotch on the rocks or gin and tonic or simple things like that.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, Im out

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: AliceDee]
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I'm not gonna do what everybody THINKS I'm gonna do...

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Cowgold]
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"shit." ?


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: igwna]
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precisely!

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
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I would beg them to let me keep my job. I fuckin love my job. I get paid 7.50 an hour (I'm still sorta new there) at Petsmart to play with dogs in "Doggy Day Camp". And seein as how i love animals, its wonderful.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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I remember my boss was trying to make me lick her ring to keep my job,
I just said ' Look I don't really give a shit and I'm not licking anyones asshole, let alone yours' She started going mad I just laughed in her face and said 'bye'

Man they take that shit so seriouse! I had a new job within a week that I enjoy more. Some people think they fuckin own you - if they treat me like that I will just tell em to fuck off and show em up as to how pathetic they actually are.

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
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Learyfan said:



who wrote that man? that's awesome :>


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
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Haha, well I did get "fired" from my job working as a phone PC tech.

I was sitting on a call when a TS walked up to my desk, carrying a folder. I knew why he was there (I had said some things to the Site Admin that almost ensured I would get fired). I get done my call and:

Him: "How was that call, Trendal?"
Me: "Easy, XYZ was broken on their machine."
Him: "Hmm. Well...I'm going to have to ask you to come down to HR with me."
(at this point all my friends around me are listening in - they know whats up too)
Me: "Really? Can I just go home now? We both know what this is about..."
Him: "Ha! Well why don't you come down and maker it official."

I should note here that he was ok...just a TS. No real power in the company. I should also note that while this had happened on wednesday, the previous monday I had handed in my resignation..effective in two weeks.

Anyway we get to HR...

Him: "Well the Site Admin doesn't want you on the property anymore...but we can't 'fire' you because you already quit."

I laugh.

Him: "So we're going to do the only thing we can to get you off the premises. We send you home now...and we'll still pay you your regular wage for the remainder of the two weeks. Sound good?"

I laugh again, longer this time.

Me: "Damn! Well you just made my day! Show me where to sign."

I walked out of that place feeling like a million bucks!


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: trendal]
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That's the way to go out.

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Kamin]
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If I was going to get fired, and I knew it, I would write an evil letter of resignation / blackmail the boss dude.

I'd tell the motherfucker to bite me as well :laugh:


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
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To the people I work for now?

"You people have terrible communication skills. And you're expanding way too rapidly and forgetting that your staff is where it all starts and when you don't keep them happy and you work them overtime without paying them overtime, you engender a lot of ill will towards you, The Higher Ups. You run a really cool business but you're getting really corporate really fast and it sucks."


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Can I change what I would say?

I'd say "Fuck you you fucking fuck, and your fucking receptionist daughter and your fucking bookkeeping wife and your fucking handicapped dog who pees all over the carpet, and your fucking elderly dad who gets paid for doing practically nothing, and your fucking $5000 jetski you just bought (but you can't give me a fucking piddly little raise), and your fucking huge SUV, your fucking Green Bay Packers office, and your fucking vacation home, and the horse you rode in on."

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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: adrug]
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I've never been fired from a job, but I can tell you what I said the last time I quit.

"YA KNOW WHAT SEAN, GO FUCK YOURSELF. I QUIT!"


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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