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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Jellric]
#3887854 - 03/08/05 02:54 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Oh I know! They put that damn Ready button RIGHT next to the Hold button. Only takes a 1/2" slip to hang up by "accident"
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RuNE
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3887945 - 03/08/05 03:18 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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lol
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MetaShroom
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: RuNE]
#3888042 - 03/08/05 03:44 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Why not try to chat up everyone who calls. Just make your first response 'you sound cute' and take it form there. See how many cellphone numbers you can get.
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Phluck
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888116 - 03/08/05 03:58 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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So where to next... Teletech?
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dblaney
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: MetaShroom]
#3888119 - 03/08/05 03:59 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Can you record your calls? I would entirely reinvent the art of prank phone calls. Instead of people calling to screw with you, they'll call you to be screwed with BY you.
1. Pretend to be 'mentally challenged' 2. Pretend to take a shit while on the phone 3. Pretend to be schizo 4. Pretend you're actually Pizza Hut or something similar 5. Speak in a made-up language 6. See how many times you can interrupt them before they hang up 7. Choose a random word like "meow" and insert it inconspicuously in the middle of random sentences...count how times you can use it before they get pissed.
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trendal
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Posts: 20,815
Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Phluck]
#3888123 - 03/08/05 03:59 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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No actually I'm trying to get a job at Head-2-Head games downtown, as their techie
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ZippoZ
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888162 - 03/08/05 04:06 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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hello welcome to meow dell tech support meow can i help you meow?
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trendal
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: ZippoZ]
#3888178 - 03/08/05 04:11 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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"Meow what seems to be the issue?"
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kaiowas
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Posts: 5,501
Loc: oz
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888186 - 03/08/05 04:12 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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jsut be revolting to be around.
don't take showers, fart loudly (make sure to eat lots of meat) and belch, and smoke hella dank. oh yeah you don't want to be obvious. damn se my suggestions are only good for obvious reasons
well if the job doesn't mean anything to you, go look for another job. While you are doing that, milk the other job for all its worth. you don't care anyway right?
i don't know about you, but I'd tell the people to do the wrong things on their comp so they fuck up even more. when your bosses start acting up, plead insanity
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afoaf
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888193 - 03/08/05 04:13 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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the only time you get unemployment and severance stateside is if they have to lay you off.
if you go breaking corporate policy like drug use or explicit content on your web browser you may not be eligible for the payout.
I may be off, but be sure you don't fuck yourself on this one.
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Phluck
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: afoaf]
#3888203 - 03/08/05 04:16 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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You can't fire someone for drug use in Canada, that's illegal. Unless it's like, at the workplace.
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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: dblaney]
#3888214 - 03/08/05 04:17 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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I just did "meow" on the phone. I only made it to 8 before the end of the call (was only 4 minutes though)
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Boom
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888224 - 03/08/05 04:18 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Blatantly hit on your female (or male) co-workers...
They might find a reason to let you go.
You might fuck yourself though on this one (sexual harrassment) and get nothing
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trendal
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Posts: 20,815
Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: afoaf]
#3888237 - 03/08/05 04:20 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Well if I just up and quit I KNOW I don't get UI or my 2-weeks pay...so I'll have fun and get fired instead
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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888253 - 03/08/05 04:22 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Oh this is fun Answer calls and just leave yourself on mute, then listen to the customer rant and rave.
This chick is saying:
"hello?" "HELLO!?" "i'm not gonna go away!" "you aren't getting rid of me, i'm your worst nightmare!" "i've got patience, too!" "well not patience, just endurance!" "grumble...."
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Phluck
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888265 - 03/08/05 04:24 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Haha, good stuff.
You should occasionally take her off mute and clear your throat or something.
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Silversoul
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
#3888271 - 03/08/05 04:24 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: That movie is something of a religious experience for me
I want to try taking a copier with me, when I leave.
What those guys did to the copier, a friend of mine did to his cell phone.
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afoaf
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Phluck]
#3888519 - 03/08/05 05:07 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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classic.
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World Spirit
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: afoaf]
#3888727 - 03/08/05 05:48 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Ginseng1
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: World Spirit]
#3888788 - 03/08/05 05:59 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Maybe come into work drunk a few times... see what happens.
Wait... they'll prolly send u to some rehab centre instead of firing you.
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