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OfflineLearyfanS
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What would you say if you got fired?
    #7603546 - 11/06/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If I got fired, I'd say "Well I'd like to thank you on behalf of the next company I work for. You've done them a great service here today."

Do you think that's funny? What would you say if you got fired?








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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603553 - 11/06/07 04:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck off?


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603561 - 11/06/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I got fired once. They tried to be civil about it and told me i could stick around to the end of the month to stay busy.

I told him that was not going to happen and walked out.

Fuck em.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603569 - 11/06/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'd say sweet.

Now I can sit on my ass and let the government pay my rent!!!


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603643 - 11/06/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well, the day I quit I went into the office to tell my ops manager and she went on a 30 minute hissy fit about how worthless i was, then ended the whole rant with "can you at least stay until the end of the month?"

I was like "nope, here's my pager, secureID, and file cabinet key" and she like stands over the desk and starts on another rant that starts off "you're SUCH a disappointment" and I cut her off and say "YOU'RE the disappointment! you treat people like crap and you're so high up on your horse you don't see this whole program is crumbling!" then she reaches over the desk and I seriously thing she's about to hit me and she screams "GIVE ME YOUR BADGE" so I took it off and tossed it on her desk. she then went around and told everyone i was fired.

what a cunt.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603650 - 11/06/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Id tell my boss to go fuck off, she is a bitch anyway and I cant stand her..


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7603665 - 11/06/07 05:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

u got to get laid off to get unemployment not fired. i been fired twice and i was like oh well now i can goto the movies and the second time i was like pissed, cuz it was hard finding a job i had then


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7603698 - 11/06/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, far out, you guys.








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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603766 - 11/06/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if i were fired from the job i have right now i would be downright befuddled. they love me there, and i'm constantly getting more involved, taking on more of the miscellaneous workload and all. if i did happen to get fired though, i'd probably say something along the lines of "are you serious? what the fuck for?"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603789 - 11/06/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"I was looking for a job when I found this one"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603805 - 11/06/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Fine! Now I'll never tell you about the buried pirate treasure I found!"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603813 - 11/06/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I would say, "You've done me a huge favor. Now I can get on with my life, you money-grubbing asshole...Thanks for 2 years of utter bullshit.".


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: adrug]
    #7603859 - 11/06/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I was removed from the schedule at my work for a week because I had to call in two nights in a row. I went in the next day and wrote "I quit. Feel free to kiss my ass" across my column in the schedule on the wall for everybody to see.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603922 - 11/06/07 06:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"fuck. when did I go and get a job?"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Gill]
    #7603928 - 11/06/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Please stop talking, I need to sleep now." I then made a phone shaped dent in the wall, and really fell asleep.


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7603981 - 11/06/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

id say "no, YOU'RE fired"

"now get out of my sight"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7604371 - 11/06/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Either

"YOU CAN"T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

or

"You shall be raped tonight"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7604570 - 11/06/07 08:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I think I would say, "FUCK!"


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: Learyfan]
    #7604598 - 11/06/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i said "i know" :shrug:


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Re: What would you say if you got fired? [Re: lukeboots]
    #7604610 - 11/06/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you weren't fired from that deconstruction job, were you?


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