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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: automan]
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Tomorrow's my last day at shit shitty shit shit job. :smirk: I'm happy.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Man, you still haven't gotten your ass fired? lol

It is pretty hard to get fired! There's only been a few people fired at my center in the last year, and they had to fuck up pretty good. One dumbass, total stoner had worked there for 3 years, then one day he didn't give any long distance disclaimer whatsoever, gave our customer a long distance number and told them to dial it. He got fired, almost a year ago, and he's still enjoying his ui. My gf just talke to him yesterday actually, he says he's loving the ui..... I wouldn't brag about that, but atleast he got fired, and now gets some of our tax money back.

The other three dudes were looking at sites like nexopia.com all the time, and apparently some 16 year old instant messaged them some illegal titties.... now there's a kiddy porn investigation by the province. Now that's a good way to get your ass fired! But I don't think that's the most appropriate route. :razz:

And a good buddy got fired for saying something about a higher-up. He's the center's backbone, been working there for 3 years and he's the friendliest nerd ever. What he said was taken out of context and escalated to the highest level of assholes, and they fired him. So talk smack about your supervisor, or any one else who likes to throw their weight around.

When I quit or get myself fired from my work (Which I'm still baring, and liking actually) I'm going to definitely talk smack about my sups. There's a couple I wouldn't mind putting a mask on, taking a baseball bat and just dummying in an alley. Patience old boy...


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When the stress burns my brain it's like acid raindrops
maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: browndustin]
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tell the person that is calling that they are stupid as hell since they cant figure out their own problem

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
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Any suggestions?

Fabio, here's my suggestion:

Pee on your boss's desk. That always works for me.  :tongue:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
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trendal said:
Well that's it. I've had about as much bullshit from this corporation as I can stand!

Today I made the sober decision to get myself fired. Why, you might ask, wouldn't I just quit? Well if I get fired I get a 2-week severence pay, AND I then qualify for unemployment insurence (time to get some of those tax dollars back!).

So, I want to get myself fired. I'm not going to be blatantly obvious about it, because that's not how I like to operate. Instead I'm just going to generally DO NOTHING for the time I am at work.

Any suggestions? I work in PC tech-support, on the phone. Anyone else had this job and decided to fuck it? What did you do? GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!!! :yesnod:


Dude...if you get fired, you do NOT get unemployment insurance...you need to be 'laid off' in order to collect.


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"Life has never been weird enough for my liking"

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Rono]
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poop in the urinals. then tell everyone you saw your boss doing it


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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Yarry]
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dont answer the phone, or when u answer the phone get into arguments with the people, that will piss em off, lolol


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Live every day like it is your first
or
Live every day like it is your last
My ArT!!

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: SerioOria]
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hmm, just realized how old this post is, my bad


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Live every day like it is your first
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: SerioOria]
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Haha yeah this thread is rather old...

I just got fired on this past wednesday, anyway :smirk:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
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are you serious? Tell us did you keep this thing up? or did you get back into obedient worker mode?
peace


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God says dance with your heart
And shake free of you desire

Where theres a will theres always a way
When you get confused listen to the music play


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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: CerebralFlower]
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No I had pretty much given up on my job at the start of this thread.

I ended up getting fired for arguing with the Site Director and SDM about labour laws :smirk:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
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sweet did you get severence pay and UI?


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God says dance with your heart
And shake free of you desire

Where theres a will theres always a way
When you get confused listen to the music play


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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: CerebralFlower]
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I had actually quit on monday, giving my two-weeks notice, so they couldn't actually "fire" me and had to "let me go" as it was explained :smirk: So they had to pay me severence of regular pay until next friday. I think I could collect UI, too, but I doubt it will be more than a week or two before I get another job.


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: trendal]
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that kind of work is hard, I tried it for 3 weeks and wasn't making enough sales so I got frustrated and quit, trying to sell for a long distance phone company...it was stupid, I don't blame you to tell you the truth...keep you head up, you will find something else..

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Re: That point when you finally decide: "I'm going to get fired!" [Re: Skunk420]
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Lol yeah they were constantly on my ass for not making any sales, despite the fact that I was never hired with any mention of sales :smirk:

Someone had the bright idea to try and get computer nerds to sell you things while they fixed your computer.


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