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I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts.
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Seriously, what should I do?  Does preperation H work for wiping your asshole too much?  It stings and burns. :frown:

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i hate when that happens
rub some moistorizor on it

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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A little vasoline on your starfish will clear that right up.

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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baby powder... happens to me all the time after a night of hard drinking.

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just a bit of vegetable oil or even mayonnaise. A bit gross but works like a charm.

Is "i've taken three poops today" the new lingo for "I had anal"?

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Only three, huh? Lucky - quit complaining. Anyway, I suggest two things:

1) Cotonelle Fresh by Kleenex - or baby-butt-wipes if you've got 'em. Basically some sort of booty-safe pre-moistened towelette with moisturizers.

and

2) Marijuana - not for your ass, for your mouth. Definitely helps with the burning pain, not kidding.


This should help after three poops or more. I can't vouch for anal, though.

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Try washing it with soap and water.
It will get rid of that odor too...
Works like a charm...
Same goes with your nutsack and armpits.

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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Now I know this will sound a bit gay, as in homosexual, but rub some vaseline into it.

Protip: if you go into the store asking in a loud voice for vaseline to rub into your sore butthole you may get some strange looks, so try to be discreet.

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