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Anonymous #1
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What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked?
#7381949 - 09/07/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once hollowed out a 10 inch long san pedro cutting and fucked that. I threw it away afterwards.
What's the weirdest thing you have poked your penis in to?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7381953 - 09/07/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm actually Jason Biggs.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7381957 - 09/07/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A blow-up bathtub back pillow thing. That thing was my girlfriend for a good three months. I'd blow it up, lube the inside up with vaseline, and go to town.
I miss it.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7381966 - 09/07/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7381967 - 09/07/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A blow-slut
By that I mean a slut who does lots of blow
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7381970 - 09/07/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread could be good.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7381981 - 09/07/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once busted a nut into my hydro root system, I felt like such a perv afterwards, but they did turn out to be the strongest plants in the garden.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7381987 - 09/07/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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One of those things from the discovery channel store with liquid inside that is a small cylinder thing with a hole through the middle that makes it "hard to hold" thats real squishy. Oh man...
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Anonymous #7
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7381991 - 09/07/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I forgot to mention, i pollenated them as well, i should have babys coming anytime
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Anonymous #8
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7381995 - 09/07/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a sun warmed cantalope once!!!! Felt better than pussy!!!!
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7382003 - 09/07/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Back pillow guy here...
Before the pillow I had great fun with one of those battery powered back massager things. I'd use it when mom left the house and I'd set it on "high power" vibrate. I'd get off about 20 times or so and then I'd wash it off and put it back.
Ok...that's a lie. I never washed it off.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7382026 - 09/07/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You licked it clean?
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Anonymous #9
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382044 - 09/07/07 11:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Muppet said: You mean besides a dead body?
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Anonymous #10
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382066 - 09/08/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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A tie between a woman from N Dakota and a woman from Nebraska.
Really though, what the fuck, it must be the water.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382077 - 09/08/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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a butter tub, at somebody elses house.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7382092 - 09/08/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you fuck a butter tub?
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Anonymous #12
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382139 - 09/08/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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correct me if i'm wrong, but i think you stick your dick into it
at least, that's what i've always done when i fuck something.. maybe i've been doing it wrong all this time..
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7382148 - 09/08/07 12:36 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll take your word about fucking butter tubs. If you try it, get pics for me.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382482 - 09/08/07 03:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Post deleted by AnonymousReason for deletion: .
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7382493 - 09/08/07 04:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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myself
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Anonymous #14
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382649 - 09/08/07 06:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once
and then fed it to my family afterwords
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7382691 - 09/08/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once :toothlessgrin:
and then fed it to my family afterwords
You gotta love holiday stress 
I havent fucked at all. Virginity FTW!
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Anonymous #16
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7382729 - 09/08/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7382749 - 09/08/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i fucked the floor of the shower. coat it in soap and slide around for a while =P
oh and a pile of pillows.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7382801 - 09/08/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.
Fucking nasty... you got mixed old piss all over your wang...
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Anonymous #18
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7382815 - 09/08/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Put a garbage bag between two couch cushins, lubed up, banged the shit out of my familys sofa.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382852 - 09/08/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7382864 - 09/08/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.
You feel comforted by the thought that if guys can't get any, fucking a toilet or sofa would do nicely?
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Anonymous #20
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7382867 - 09/08/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked my asshole with a waxy candle.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382876 - 09/08/07 08:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #18
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7382885 - 09/08/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
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Anonymous #14
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7382905 - 09/08/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
I'm tempted to say yer right...but I would imagine it's probably a toss up
all things considering
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7382909 - 09/08/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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As a 10 year old I pressed the bubbler box of my aquarium setup against my weenie because it vibrated like fuck and I loved the feeling.
I loved it so much it gave me me first ever orgasm.
True story.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7383020 - 09/08/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when this thread has ten pages the mods will make user names show up due to a "test" and then it'll really be fun.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7383149 - 09/08/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i was 14 i cut a hole in a tomato and tried to sex it. but it was too cold because i got it out of the fridge. so then i microwaved it - no lie. well it was burning hot on the outside and still really cold on the inside and i lost my erection, so i gave up.
then another time i bought a plantain for the purpose of fucking it, but i didn't let it get ripe enough so when i tried to squeeze it out of a cut at the bottom, it wouldn't go. alas.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7383163 - 09/08/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Weirdest thing I fucked was a pocket pussy.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7394867 - 09/11/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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apple
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Anonymous #26
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7394883 - 09/11/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
ever seen them grind a horses back? they call it horseriding...yeah right
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Anonymous #27
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#7399772 - 09/12/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cantelope....took a baggie and put it between my mattress once..okay more than once...and I cut a little hole in my pillow and humped that thing like crazy. Oh and one of my sisters teddy bears...wow I was a horny little teenager
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Anonymous #28
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#7399781 - 09/12/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a dude. More than once.
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Anonymous #29
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#7400183 - 09/12/07 10:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got a tie between my ex and my pringles can
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Anonymous #11
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7400309 - 09/12/07 11:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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two cheap steaks between the mattress.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7400450 - 09/12/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Then you could just tell everyone your "girlfriend" was on her period and bled all over your bed.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7403602 - 09/13/07 02:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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a bar of soap in a face washer
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Anonymous #31
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #30]
#7407580 - 09/14/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I lost my virginity to a tranny too!! With 2 other friends at the same time.
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Anonymous #32
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7407950 - 09/14/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.
wow thats nasty, hope it wasnt a public toilet
Edited by Anonymous (11/29/10 07:28 AM)
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Anonymous #33
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #32]
#7459717 - 09/27/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: felt great... she even cleaned up the mess... did it for five nights in a row while i was staying there! haha she let that dog kiss her mouth! she was hot too
Fuck yeah... Goes to show, you never know...
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Anonymous #34
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #33]
#7460367 - 09/27/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I put a Magnum condom on a shaving cream can. That was kind of awesome.
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Anonymous #35
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #34]
#7460394 - 09/27/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your mother
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Anonymous #36
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #35]
#7460953 - 09/27/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good times! I lol'd several times.
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Anonymous #37
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7460962 - 09/27/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: One of those things from the discovery channel store with liquid inside that is a small cylinder thing with a hole through the middle that makes it "hard to hold" thats real squishy. Oh man...
me too.
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Anonymous #38
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #37]
#7461057 - 09/27/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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a warm banana skin
this threads about trading teks, in disguise
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Anonymous #39
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #38]
#7461457 - 09/27/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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peanut butter jar with peanut butter in it.
it was amazing.
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Anonymous #40
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7461955 - 09/27/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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her name was "atar".
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