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Anonymous #1

What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked?
    #7381949 - 09/07/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I once hollowed out a 10 inch long san pedro cutting and fucked that. I threw it away afterwards.

What's the weirdest thing you have poked your penis in to?


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Anonymous #2

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381953 - 09/07/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm actually Jason Biggs.


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Anonymous #3

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381957 - 09/07/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A blow-up bathtub back pillow thing.  That thing was my girlfriend for a good three months.  I'd blow it up, lube the inside up with vaseline, and go to town.

I miss it.  :sad:


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Anonymous #4

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7381966 - 09/07/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Anonymous #5

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381967 - 09/07/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A blow-slut

By that I mean a slut who does lots of blow


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Anonymous #1

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7381970 - 09/07/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This thread could be good.


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Anonymous #4

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381981 - 09/07/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I once busted a nut into my hydro root system, I felt like such a perv afterwards, but they did turn out to be the strongest plants in the garden. :tongue:


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Anonymous #6

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381987 - 09/07/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

One of those things from the discovery channel store with liquid inside that is a small cylinder thing with a hole through the middle that makes it "hard to hold" thats real squishy. Oh man...


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Anonymous #7

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7381991 - 09/07/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot to mention, i pollenated them as well, i should have babys coming anytime


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Anonymous #8

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7381995 - 09/07/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a sun warmed cantalope once!!!! Felt better than pussy!!!!:rofl2:


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Anonymous #3

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7382003 - 09/07/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Back pillow guy here...

Before the pillow I had great fun with one of those battery powered back massager things. I'd use it when mom left the house and I'd set it on "high power" vibrate. I'd get off about 20 times or so and then I'd wash it off and put it back.

Ok...that's a lie. I never washed it off.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7382026 - 09/07/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You licked it clean?


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Anonymous #9

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382044 - 09/07/07 11:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Muppet said: You mean besides a dead body?




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Anonymous #10

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382066 - 09/08/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A tie between a woman from N Dakota and a woman from Nebraska.

Really though, what the fuck, it must be the water.


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Anonymous #11

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382077 - 09/08/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

a butter tub, at somebody elses house.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7382092 - 09/08/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How do you fuck a butter tub?


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Anonymous #12

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382139 - 09/08/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

correct me if i'm wrong, but i think you stick your dick into it

at least, that's what i've always done when i fuck something.. maybe i've been doing it wrong all this time..


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Anonymous #1

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7382148 - 09/08/07 12:36 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'll take your word about fucking butter tubs. If you try it, get pics for me.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382482 - 09/08/07 03:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #4

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7382493 - 09/08/07 04:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

myself


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