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Anonymous #14
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382649 - 09/08/07 06:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once
and then fed it to my family afterwords
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7382691 - 09/08/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once :toothlessgrin:
and then fed it to my family afterwords
You gotta love holiday stress 
I havent fucked at all. Virginity FTW!
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Anonymous #16
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7382729 - 09/08/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7382749 - 09/08/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i fucked the floor of the shower. coat it in soap and slide around for a while =P
oh and a pile of pillows.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7382801 - 09/08/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.
Fucking nasty... you got mixed old piss all over your wang...
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Anonymous #18
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7382815 - 09/08/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Put a garbage bag between two couch cushins, lubed up, banged the shit out of my familys sofa.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382852 - 09/08/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7382864 - 09/08/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.
You feel comforted by the thought that if guys can't get any, fucking a toilet or sofa would do nicely?
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Anonymous #20
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7382867 - 09/08/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked my asshole with a waxy candle.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7382876 - 09/08/07 08:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #18
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7382885 - 09/08/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
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Anonymous #14
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7382905 - 09/08/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
I'm tempted to say yer right...but I would imagine it's probably a toss up
all things considering
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Anonymous #15
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7382909 - 09/08/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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As a 10 year old I pressed the bubbler box of my aquarium setup against my weenie because it vibrated like fuck and I loved the feeling.
I loved it so much it gave me me first ever orgasm.
True story.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7383020 - 09/08/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when this thread has ten pages the mods will make user names show up due to a "test" and then it'll really be fun.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7383149 - 09/08/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i was 14 i cut a hole in a tomato and tried to sex it. but it was too cold because i got it out of the fridge. so then i microwaved it - no lie. well it was burning hot on the outside and still really cold on the inside and i lost my erection, so i gave up.
then another time i bought a plantain for the purpose of fucking it, but i didn't let it get ripe enough so when i tried to squeeze it out of a cut at the bottom, it wouldn't go. alas.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7383163 - 09/08/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Weirdest thing I fucked was a pocket pussy.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7394867 - 09/11/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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apple
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Anonymous #26
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7394883 - 09/11/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...
ever seen them grind a horses back? they call it horseriding...yeah right
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Anonymous #27
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#7399772 - 09/12/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cantelope....took a baggie and put it between my mattress once..okay more than once...and I cut a little hole in my pillow and humped that thing like crazy. Oh and one of my sisters teddy bears...wow I was a horny little teenager
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Anonymous #28
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#7399781 - 09/12/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a dude. More than once.
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