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Anonymous #14

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382649 - 09/08/07 06:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once  :muppet:



and then fed it to my family afterwords  :craven:


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Anonymous #15

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7382691 - 09/08/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once :toothlessgrin:



and then fed it to my family afterwords





You gotta love holiday stress :grin:

I havent fucked at all. Virginity FTW!


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Anonymous #16

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7382729 - 09/08/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.


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Anonymous #17

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7382749 - 09/08/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i fucked the floor of the shower. coat it in soap and slide around for a while =P

oh and a pile of pillows.


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Anonymous #6

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7382801 - 09/08/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.




Fucking nasty... you got mixed old piss all over your wang...


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Anonymous #18

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7382815 - 09/08/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Put a garbage bag between two couch cushins, lubed up, banged the shit out of my familys sofa.


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Anonymous #19

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382852 - 09/08/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.


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Anonymous #15

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7382864 - 09/08/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.





You feel comforted by the thought that if guys can't get any, fucking a toilet or sofa would do nicely?


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Anonymous #20

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7382867 - 09/08/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked my asshole with a waxy candle.


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Anonymous #21

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382876 - 09/08/07 08:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #18

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7382885 - 09/08/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...


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Anonymous #14

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7382905 - 09/08/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...



I'm tempted to say yer right...but I would imagine it's probably a toss up



all things considering  :smirk:


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Anonymous #15

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7382909 - 09/08/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

As a 10 year old I pressed the bubbler box of my aquarium setup against my weenie because it vibrated like fuck and I loved the feeling.

I loved it so much it gave me me first ever orgasm.

True story.


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Anonymous #22

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7383020 - 09/08/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

when this thread has ten pages the mods will make user names show up due to a "test" and then it'll really be fun.


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Anonymous #23

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7383149 - 09/08/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

when i was 14 i cut a hole in a tomato and tried to sex it. but it was too cold because i got it out of the fridge. so then i microwaved it - no lie. well it was burning hot on the outside and still really cold on the inside and i lost my erection, so i gave up.

then another time i bought a plantain for the purpose of fucking it, but i didn't let it get ripe enough so when i tried to squeeze it out of a cut at the bottom, it wouldn't go. alas.


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Anonymous #24

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7383163 - 09/08/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Weirdest thing I fucked was a pocket pussy. :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #25

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7394867 - 09/11/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

apple


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Anonymous #26

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7394883 - 09/11/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...




ever seen them grind a horses back?
they call it horseriding...yeah right


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Anonymous #27

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7399772 - 09/12/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Cantelope....took a baggie and put it between my mattress once..okay more than once...and I cut a little hole in my pillow and humped that thing like crazy. Oh and one of my sisters teddy bears...wow I was a horny little teenager :smirk:


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Anonymous #28

Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7399781 - 09/12/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a dude.
More than once.


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