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Anonymous #1

I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts.
    #7544521 - 10/21/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously, what should I do?  Does preperation H work for wiping your asshole too much?  It stings and burns. :frown:


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Anonymous #2

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7544558 - 10/21/07 08:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #3

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7544566 - 10/21/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i hate when that happens
rub some moistorizor on it


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Anonymous #4

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7544567 - 10/21/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A little vasoline on your starfish will clear that right up.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7544640 - 10/21/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

baby powder... happens to me all the time after a night of hard drinking.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7546105 - 10/22/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just a bit of vegetable oil or even mayonnaise. A bit gross but works like a charm.

Is "i've taken three poops today" the new lingo for "I had anal"?


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Anonymous #7

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7546147 - 10/22/07 09:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Only three, huh? Lucky - quit complaining. Anyway, I suggest two things:

1) Cotonelle Fresh by Kleenex - or baby-butt-wipes if you've got 'em. Basically some sort of booty-safe pre-moistened towelette with moisturizers.

and

2) Marijuana - not for your ass, for your mouth. Definitely helps with the burning pain, not kidding.


This should help after three poops or more. I can't vouch for anal, though.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7546287 - 10/22/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Try washing it with soap and water.
It will get rid of that odor too...
Works like a charm...
Same goes with your nutsack and armpits.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7547152 - 10/22/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Now I know this will sound a bit gay, as in homosexual, but rub some vaseline into it.

Protip: if you go into the store asking in a loud voice for vaseline to rub into your sore butthole you may get some strange looks, so try to be discreet.


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