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Anonymous #1
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I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts.
#7544521 - 10/21/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seriously, what should I do? Does preperation H work for wiping your asshole too much? It stings and burns.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7544558 - 10/21/07 08:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7544566 - 10/21/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate when that happens rub some moistorizor on it
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7544567 - 10/21/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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A little vasoline on your starfish will clear that right up.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7544640 - 10/21/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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baby powder... happens to me all the time after a night of hard drinking.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7546105 - 10/22/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just a bit of vegetable oil or even mayonnaise. A bit gross but works like a charm.
Is "i've taken three poops today" the new lingo for "I had anal"?
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7546147 - 10/22/07 09:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Only three, huh? Lucky - quit complaining. Anyway, I suggest two things:
1) Cotonelle Fresh by Kleenex - or baby-butt-wipes if you've got 'em. Basically some sort of booty-safe pre-moistened towelette with moisturizers.
and
2) Marijuana - not for your ass, for your mouth. Definitely helps with the burning pain, not kidding.
This should help after three poops or more. I can't vouch for anal, though.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7546287 - 10/22/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Try washing it with soap and water. It will get rid of that odor too... Works like a charm... Same goes with your nutsack and armpits.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I've taken 3 poops today, and my butthole is raw and hurts. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7547152 - 10/22/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now I know this will sound a bit gay, as in homosexual, but rub some vaseline into it.
Protip: if you go into the store asking in a loud voice for vaseline to rub into your sore butthole you may get some strange looks, so try to be discreet.
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