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Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers?
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why else would this "God" character kill his own son and send the most beautiful angel to hell?


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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i don't know about those two....but Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard were.

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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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Oregon said:
why else would this "God" character kill his own son and send the most beautiful angel to hell?


Curious....  What do you consider to be "beautiful"....?
And, I think you are confusing the words "sacrifice" and "kill" in your statement.... 
At least as how I understand the story....  I am sure there are different interpretations....    :ohwell:

And your thread title makes even less sense in the context of the thread body - unless you were just going for pure "SHOCK AND AWE"....  :rolleyes:
(it does usually work tho~....!  :lol:  )


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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i honestly do not know. i think you might have to call the pope hotline to receive the authorized reality tunnel related to your question.


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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Oregon said:
Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers?


Fuckin' A...


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Middleman]
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Now that's proof positive.:thumbup:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Middleman]
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:rofl2:

St. Peter will get so jealous :gaycrankey:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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well not what I myself would consider beautiful, just from what I've heard some religious people say.

there are different interpretations alright.


me go for pure"SHOCK AND AWE"?
this isn't a war.
it's the internets, and here it's called "SENSATIONALISM".:yesnod::smile:

AlteredAgain-:lol:
Middleman-:rofl2:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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> why else would this "God" character kill his own son and send the most beautiful angel to hell?

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Jesus was the real anti-Christ. It all started with Satan and his dismay at all the people worshiping the creator. As the father of lies, he came up with a great plan. He let a demon loose, named him Jesus, and had him pretend to be a good person. The demon performs a few miracles with the help of Satan. All smoke and mirrors, but nobody is taking pictures. Rumors spread about this guy that can cure the blind, raise the dead, etc. Eventually, the real faithful catch on and stake the demon to a tree, but by then the damage is done. A new bible is written to replace the old one. People start to worship images of the demon staked to the cross. In the name of this new symbol of worship, people begin to crusade, spreading the evil word of Satan and killing anybody that resists. As more and more people stop worshiping the creator and begin to worship the false deity, Satan gains power thrusting strife, pain, and suffering upon the world.



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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: California]
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if so does that mean saddam is jesus?


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Seuss]
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Seuss said:
> why else would this "God" character kill his own son and send the most beautiful angel to hell?

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Jesus was the real anti-Christ. It all started with Satan and his dismay at all the people worshiping the creator. As the father of lies, he came up with a great plan. He let a demon loose, named him Jesus, and had him pretend to be a good person. The demon performs a few miracles with the help of Satan. All smoke and mirrors, but nobody is taking pictures. Rumors spread about this guy that can cure the blind, raise the dead, etc. Eventually, the real faithful catch on and stake the demon to a tree, but by then the damage is done. A new bible is written to replace the old one. People start to worship images of the demon staked to the cross. In the name of this new symbol of worship, people begin to crusade, spreading the evil word of Satan and killing anybody that resists. As more and more people stop worshiping the creator and begin to worship the false deity, Satan gains power thrusting strife, pain, and suffering upon the world.




I don't know if you're being facetious, but I have all kinds of evidence that what you posted is close to the Truth...

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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Middleman]
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but I have all kinds of evidence that what you posted is close to the Truth...

I'd like to see "all kinds of evidence". Bring it on.;)


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The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Icelander]
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93
Jesus was a power bottom :smile:.
93 93/93


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: lavod]
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We know Jesus was a raging homosexual for a fact, consider this:
1). Jesus hung out with 12 men all the time and according to Christian authority, "knew no women". (by authority I am referencing the Catholic Church and the Vatican.)
2). Jesus turned water into wine, who else, but a gay man could be so resourceful?
3). In the Gospel of John it says in reference to Jesus "and he leaned on John the beloveds bossom".

And from the wisdom of South Park we know Satan's a gay,
there is of course hundreds of valueable lessons on South Park.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Pledge2Educate]
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And the ritual has been very well preserved till nowadays when priests have butt sex with little children  :pirate:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: MushroomTrip]
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So, Micheal Jackson missed his higher calling.....?    :tongue:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Interesting questions...
Or did all the priests missed their true calling? :strokebeard:


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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: MushroomTrip]
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Holy Shit, this thread is still alive?


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: Middleman]
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Middleman said:
Seuss said:
> why else would this "God" character kill his own son and send the most beautiful angel to hell?

Quote:
Jesus was the real anti-Christ. It all started with Satan and his dismay at all the people worshiping the creator. As the father of lies, he came up with a great plan. He let a demon loose, named him Jesus, and had him pretend to be a good person. The demon performs a few miracles with the help of Satan. All smoke and mirrors, but nobody is taking pictures. Rumors spread about this guy that can cure the blind, raise the dead, etc. Eventually, the real faithful catch on and stake the demon to a tree, but by then the damage is done. A new bible is written to replace the old one. People start to worship images of the demon staked to the cross. In the name of this new symbol of worship, people begin to crusade, spreading the evil word of Satan and killing anybody that resists. As more and more people stop worshiping the creator and begin to worship the false deity, Satan gains power thrusting strife, pain, and suffering upon the world.




I don't know if you're being facetious, but I have all kinds of evidence that what you posted is close to the Truth...


Hope you weren't kidding. Because ever since my first shroom trips, it has been my opinion that jesus may have led the world into the dark age that revelation was talking about.

Most people are waiting for revelation to start coming true. It's my belief, that it's already happened. And may be still happening.

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Re: Were Jesus and Satan Gay lovers? [Re: suave]
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Hope you weren't kidding. Because ever since my first shroom trips, it has been my opinion that jesus may have led the world into the dark age that revelation was talking about.


I think this is evident by simply observing the way things go.
Why integrate it in a mushroom revelation?


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All this time I've missed you
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