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Black widow almost got me today!
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FUCK spiders man. This sucker was HUGE (leg span was more than a silver dollar, and it's butt/abdomen was the size of about 3 peas stuck together). anyways, i look down and it's crawling up my arm!!! i flipped my shit and just start flailing my arms and almost threw it on my cousin :rofl:

we snagged it, turned it over and sure enough, there was the orange hourglass...again, i reiterate, FUCK SPIDERS.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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On your birthday, nonetheless!

Black Widow Bites are supposedly excruciating, and just the sight of those fuckers sends chills down my spine.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: MiddleFinger]
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not to mention you can be paralyzed by those fuckers


even worse than black widows?


brown recluses

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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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Happy bday Syle


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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they are EVERYWHERE outside of my friend's house at night. i've grown used to them, they mean no harm :smirk:


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: razmablues]
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razmablues said:
they are EVERYWHERE outside of my friend's house at night. i've grown used to them, they mean no harm :smirk:



yeah i think you're right, just as scared of us as we are of them right?

thanks for the birthday wishes all, i actually forgot it was today until i saw my own message posted here...last year i forgot it for like 3 days until someone told me hahaha.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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i had a black widow i kept for about 3 months, i caught it in my bathroom. here we have a fuck load of em in tn .. when i was 12 i got bit by a brown recluse on my leg i got a scar about the size of a quarter there now.

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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: leftandright]
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leftandright said:
i had a black widow i kept for about 3 months, i caught it in my bathroom. here we have a fuck load of em in tn .. when i was 12 i got bit by a brown recluse on my leg i got a scar about the size of a quarter there now.



FUCK SPIDERS!


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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Apparently there's a deadly spider in australia that has the same hourglass shape on it.

Either that or I just smoked way too much wet and I'm completely and utterly wrong about everything I am saying, have said, and ever will possibly have a chance of someday perhaps thinking of getting around to saying eventually.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Konnrade]
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one time when we cleared out my cubords we found 16 of those devils. for solitary animals they where pretty tightly packed in there. i had to go ape shit on them with a broom and make some spider stu


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
Apparently there's a deadly spider in australia that has the same hourglass shape on it.

Either that or I just smoked way too much wet and I'm completely and utterly wrong about everything I am saying, have said, and ever will possibly have a chance of someday perhaps thinking of getting around to saying eventually.



There isn't one that im aware of. I think our equivalent of the black widow is probably the funnel-web spider. One of the most deadly in the world.



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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
Apparently there's a deadly spider in australia that has the same hourglass shape on it.

Either that or I just smoked way too much wet and I'm completely and utterly wrong about everything I am saying, have said, and ever will possibly have a chance of someday perhaps thinking of getting around to saying eventually.



My uncle spent a few years in Austrailia for college and he was warned to watch out for those spiders. I forget their name but he was told its just about the deadliest in the world and by the time the antidote works for the bite your already dead. But on his first day there the guide who was showing them what to look out for while they were temporarily living there got bit by one and died (kind of ironic isnt it lol)...but then he said after that he's been scared shit-less of spiders...and speaking of spiders the other day i saw like 20 and i went to bed and the next morning wheni woke up i had 3 bites on my body lol..damn spiders


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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That thing looks evil


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: dlepi]
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There is no spider here that kills you before the antivenin can work. The funnel-web (which i showed above) is our most dangerous, and the mortality rate is significantly lower than it was before the availability of antivenin.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Gastronomicus said:
That thing looks evil



Yeah, take a look at their funnels,



They are fuckin scary things. If you walk close enough to a funnel, they dart out in a split second thinking a fly is caught or something. And they are huge, can grow to the size of your hand.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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You Austrailians have poison-everything. In fact I slighty recall you guys have the majority of poisonus snakes in the world.

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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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You're pretty lucky you weren't bit. That would not have been very pretty. :lol: I caught a pretty good sized house spider crawling up my arm the other day as well. It wasn't a poisonous one though, well not that I know of anyway. The little bastard got torched with the lighter I was holding in my hand at the time.

On another note: :happybday: :cheers:


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Syle]
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I don't mind spiders if they are not poisonous, I still get scared when I see a small house spider hoping it is not poisonous..but I think they look pretty cool.

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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: MycoCakeEater]
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MycoCakeEater said:
You Austrailians have poison-everything. In fact I slighty recall you guys have the majority of poisonus snakes in the world.



Haha yeah, 7 of the 10 most deadliest in the world live here.


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Re: Black widow almost got me today! [Re: Skunk420]
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I grew up around black widows, no where I live there is somethign even worse, The Hobo Spider

The spider


The bite


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