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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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GnuBobo said:
Wait, you ass fucked her, and she peed on you--purposefully. And you think she's a virgin? Somehow data does not compute.


The less confident, slightly bigger girls I've known or been with can, when given the opportunity, be some of the nastiest, most enthusiastic fuck dolls you'll ever see. Something about spending too much time thinking that they can't get something they want, and all the things they'd do if they had it and then suddenly it's there...


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Q: We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons... and for one brief moment, you did.
PICARD: When I realized the paradox...
Q: Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you'd never considered. That's the exploration that awaits you...not mapping stars and studying nebulae... but charting the unknowable possibilities of existence.

To carry yourself forward and experience myriad things is delusion. That myriad things come forth and experience themselves is awakening. -Dogen Zenji

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: toastandjam]
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You guys, it is entirely possible.
When I lost my virginity it was with two guys.
The second time I had sex it was when my sister was sleeping in the same room as us.

and what toast says is completely true.... about how people REALLY are behind closed doors in comparison to their "act." I worked as a dominatrix specializing in CBT (cock and call torture, and I still do by the way), and it is always the guys who are extremely successful in their work, the bosses who call all the shots at their workplace, the men with all the "power" who secretly love to be debased, degraded, and humiliated. It's great shit.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
When I lost my virginity it was with two guys.

*snip!*

it is always the guys who are extremely successful in their work, the bosses who call all the shots at their workplace, the men with all the "power" who secretly love to be debased, degraded, and humiliated. It's great shit.


First off, that's really sexy.  Or it can be-- I love chicks who love cock.  And yeah, that is really great shit :lol:  There has got to be some sort of ironic mental justice about things like that.  I can't decide if its depressing or not.  Ah well.:rolleyes:

This thread has brightened my day.


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Q: We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons... and for one brief moment, you did.
PICARD: When I realized the paradox...
Q: Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you'd never considered. That's the exploration that awaits you...not mapping stars and studying nebulae... but charting the unknowable possibilities of existence.

To carry yourself forward and experience myriad things is delusion. That myriad things come forth and experience themselves is awakening. -Dogen Zenji

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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whoa.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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gluke bastid said:
GnuBobo said:
Wait, you ass fucked her, and she peed on you--purposefully. And you think she's a virgin? Somehow data does not compute.


Agreed. I have trouble imagining the following.

Fat Chick: And this is my rich grandfather's couch. It was made in the 1890s.
Moon Glue: Let's fuck on it
Fat Chick: But I'm a virgin
Moon Glue: S'ok I love you
FC: Ok just be gentle with me
MG: Oh yeah girl.
FC: Oh yeah put it in my butt. Yeah. You like it when I shit on your balls? Now drink my hot piss. Drink it all mother fucker.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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I have no idea what I am talking about but I do know I say things you don't understand and if you do understand what I am saying then you are wrong.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: dutchmushroom]
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dutchmushroom said:
hahahahhahahahhaha, "no she pissed all over me dude." haha that would so be going in my sig if i didint already have enuff shit in there



Well, you could always remove the Lennon quote. The dreamers all know who they are by now anyhow.

:lol:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: toastandjam]
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toastandjam said:
First off, that's really sexy.  Or it can be-- I love chicks who love cock.  And yeah, that is really great shit :lol:  There has got to be some sort of ironic mental justice about things like that.  I can't decide if its depressing or not.  Ah well.:rolleyes:

This thread has brightened my day.


lol, if you like that then check out the preview for the trailer... i also have tonnnnnnssssss of pics of this shit too (WORK WARNING: THIS IS PORN)
http://www.xtremecbt.com/xcbt_k1_trailer.wmv

NOT WORK SAFE PIC: http://www.xtremecbt.com/images/tour2_10.jpg

fuck im soooo drunk im gonna regret posting this 2mor lmao


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Edited by Crystal G (06/28/07 12:10 PM)

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
You guys, it is entirely possible.
When I lost my virginity it was with two guys.
The second time I had sex it was when my sister was sleeping in the same room as us.

and what toast says is completely true.... about how people REALLY are behind closed doors in comparison to their "act." I worked as a dominatrix specializing in CBT (cock and call torture, and I still do by the way), and it is always the guys who are extremely successful in their work, the bosses who call all the shots at their workplace, the men with all the "power" who secretly love to be debased, degraded, and humiliated. It's great shit.


So what do you do to their cock and balls? Do you like hit them with stuff while calling the guys names? I don't want to look at any porn of anyone getting tortured but I must admit you have awakened my curiosity.


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:hst:
Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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*runs away really fast

leave my balls alone!!!!!!:tongue2:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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gluke bastid said:
Crystal G said:
You guys, it is entirely possible.
When I lost my virginity it was with two guys.
The second time I had sex it was when my sister was sleeping in the same room as us.

and what toast says is completely true.... about how people REALLY are behind closed doors in comparison to their "act." I worked as a dominatrix specializing in CBT (cock and call torture, and I still do by the way), and it is always the guys who are extremely successful in their work, the bosses who call all the shots at their workplace, the men with all the "power" who secretly love to be debased, degraded, and humiliated. It's great shit.


So what do you do to their cock and balls? Do you like hit them with stuff while calling the guys names? I don't want to look at any porn of anyone getting tortured but I must admit you have awakened my curiosity.


come on..take a peek,you know you want to:tongue:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: John Smith]
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John Smith said:
come on..take a peek,you know you want to:tongue:


No way Buddy!
First of all, I'm at work, so no.
Second of all, I've never had the chance to talk to a dominatrix before so I'm interested in hearing what this one has to say
Third of all, I don't like watching disturbing porn, it has a tendency to ruin my day and interfere with my sex life.

But the first reason is the biggest one :grin:


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:hst:
Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
toastandjam said:
First off, that's really sexy.  Or it can be-- I love chicks who love cock.  And yeah, that is really great shit :lol:  There has got to be some sort of ironic mental justice about things like that.  I can't decide if its depressing or not.  Ah well.:rolleyes:

This thread has brightened my day.


lol, if you like that then check out the preview for the trailer... i also have tonnnnnnssssss of pics of this shit too (WORK WARNING: THIS IS PORN)
http://www.xtremecbt.com/xcbt_k1_trailer.wmv

NOT WORK SAFE PIC: http://www.xtremecbt.com/images/tour2_10.jpg

fuck im soooo drunk im gonna regret posting this 2mor lmao


:eek:

I do not understand.


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History says, Don't hope

On this side of the grave.

But then, once in a lifetime

The longed-for tidal wave

Of justice can rise up

And hope and history rhyme.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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good stuff man. this thread made my day. i'm not mad at fat chicks.

i'm reminded of the old joke that fat girls are like mopeds.
fun to ride until your friends see you.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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gluke bastid said:
John Smith said:
come on..take a peek,you know you want to:tongue:


No way Buddy!
First of all, I'm at work, so no.
Second of all, I've never had the chance to talk to a dominatrix before so I'm interested in hearing what this one has to say
Third of all, I don't like watching disturbing porn, it has a tendency to ruin my day and interfere with my sex life.

But the first reason is the biggest one :grin:


yeah I understand you man.

From my point point of view,watching this kind of porn has zero effect on me. It just doesnt get me horny. But Its very interesting to watch and study human behaviour...

Each one to his fetish I guess!!!! Give me some lace/garter-belts/leather any time of day,just dont tie my balls with a rope!:)


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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i'm just completely in awe of this thread.  it constantly gets more and more fucking bizarre.  First it's "i fucked a fat chick, and oh yeah, she peed on me"  then "yeah, i stuck it in her pooper and she was a virgin"  then "yeah, the pissing was purposeful - a golden shower" (:argh:) and then we find out there's a crazy fucking dominatrix within our ranks that specializes in the practice of cock and ball torture.

i ask you, what next?


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i ask you, what next?


I fuck horses


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:hst:
Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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oh.. dude, everyone already knew that. i didn't even realize it was a secret really.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: mushbaby]
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mushbaby said:
I think it's a shame that she gave up something she'll never get back to someone who obviously didn't give a shit about her.  You probably ruined her from ever wanting anal again too.  Because the only way anal is enjoyable for a woman is if the man is very slow and very gentle.  After reading this post I seriously doubt you were.

Maybe someday someone will teach you that sex is a wonderful thing, not this bs.  :thumbdown:


everyone has to experience the ugly before they experience the beauty..

or the bottom to get to the top.
Either way, it's a learning experience.  unless you like this type of fun, moon_glue.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
yeah it was a golden shower. it might have actually turned me on if she had been more attractive. I think it fucked up her grandfathers furniture haha.




so wait

she pissed on you..  IN THE LIVING ROOM?


dude, even the porn stars take that into the bathroom  :shocked:


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revel in its glory and quake in fear at its might
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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Hahahaha

Welcome to my world.  I seem to attract big'uns like flies are attracted to shit.  I had a 5'4 225 pounder checking me out at the grocery store like a pork chop yesterday.  If you added up the weights of the women I've slept with it would go into the tons.

Fat chicks need love too.  :shrug:

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