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Edited by KarenTandy (08/14/09 12:17 AM)

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
i think im going to tell her im gay


that works!


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is to be like water
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It provides for all people
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: KarenTandy]
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ok. fat chicks dont count as a fuck.
its more like masturbation, or some sick form of bestiality.
See, something needs to be human to be consider sex.
Fat chicks arent humans, they have no soul.
SOOO, you in the clear.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: falkor187]
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Quote:
its more like masturbation, or some sick form of bestiality.



hehe


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Cracka_X]
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I still need clarification on this whole peeing thing.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Hashbar]
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Hashbar said:
I still need clarification on this whole peeing thing.


:yesnod:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
Hashbar said:
I still need clarification on this whole peeing thing.


:yesnod:


seriously.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Hashbar]
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yeah me too. I mean, as far as I understand, it sounds as if she gave you a golden shower. Is this what I'm hearing? Did she lay back down and cuddle with you after the peeing?


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: KarenTandy]
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KarenTandy said:
What if she is pregnanT and what about her feelings??? Ever think of that.


Fat people can hide pregnancies and have no emotion.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: DIRTYMAN]
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oohhhh man... lmfao!!  so lemme get this straight.. you got drunk,fucked a fatty,put it in her ass, then she pissed on you!!  maybe she was marking her territory?;)


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: wow]
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Yeah, certain species under the Fatopod genus are known to urinate on their mates as a form of marking their territory so that other Fatopods known that you actively mate with other Fatopods. This trait, common in north american species, is known as transient fatopodical urination (TFU).

Just expect a lot more fatopods making a pass at you in the near future.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Sebastian23]
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YOU RAMMED IT UP HER SHITTER HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH

FAT CHICKS DO STINKY POOS

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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dude, she's baking you cookies and telling her parents how wonderful you are.. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.


game over man, game over


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: indica]
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Sounds almost farcical...

kinky fatty virgin sex

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Compass]
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Don't gay guys fuck fat chicks?;-)


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: KarenTandy]
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KarenTandy said:
What if she is pregnanT and


Push her ass down some stairs or punch her

KarenTandy said:
what about her feelings???  Ever think of that.


Bitches have feelings? :lol:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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for instant and potential comedic value, this thread could be the best ever...

did you ask her to pee on you?  did you just pop it in her pooper?

what were you thinking, man?

:eek:

yos-

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Yoschie99]
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urine is a natural slight-lubracant and its really warm so its cool to watch flow


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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I've been there before. I was left, drunk, in this room with her over night.
She had me cornered,, she had all four corners but meh.
I'm a stronger man now.



This girl never pissed on me tho man,, that's fucked up.

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