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grammar test
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This is really a post for WAF but I'm banned there.

I propose that everyone who can not at least use the slightest bit of grammatical know-how should be banned permanently as being a potential liability to the community at large.


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066025 -

What about Ebonics?


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066044 -

You have my vote, Doobie.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066045 -

We use the Queen's English here, chap!


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066053 -

Ogay uckfay ourselfyay


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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066054 -

I would definitely support that motion. Fuck people who can't even form a coherent sentence. Then again, maybe we should make some sort of exception clause for those who have a valid reason to not be able to speak/type properly, e.g. they just drank a 12 pack.


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066055 -

Fo' sho' :thumbup:


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: NobodyCares]
    #7066058 -

NobodyCares said:
I would definitely support that motion. Fuck people who can't even form a coherent sentence. Then again, maybe we should make some sort of exception clause for those who have a valid reason to not be able to speak/type properly, e.g. they just drank a 12 pack.



No, I think you should fuck them.


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066061 -

Constructive... :rolleyes:


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066062 -

We should be allowed to flame those with bad grammar. Only through constant deriding and verbal abuse will they learn the error of their ways.

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Re: grammar test [Re: slackophage]
    #7066067 -

slackophage said:
We should be allowed to flame those with bad grammar. Only through constant deriding and verbal abuse will they learn the error of their ways.



And if they do not learn, they shall be banned to the nether realms of myspace and facebook...and the world of psychedelic enthusiasts will show its face to the world, and that face will speak properly.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066068 -

The more people who get banned, the better. Fuck people who drink alcohol and can't type coherently. There are no excuses. We have to maintain a level of intelligence here.


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: grammar test [Re: slackophage]
    #7066070 -

slackophage said:
We should be allowed to flame those with bad grammar. Only through constant deriding and verbal abuse will they learn the error of their ways.



Isn't that the same sort of reasoning Religion uses to convert?


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066073 -

Grammar will be the Shroomery's official religion.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066074 -

Senor_Doobie said:
The more people who get banned, the better. Fuck people who drink alcohol and can't type coherently. There are no excuses. We have to maintain a level of intelligence here.



I see there is going to be a lot of fucking going on.


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
    #7066075 -

No.


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066077 -

No what?


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: grammar test [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7066086 -

Yeah, where's the "REAL SHROOMERY WEBSITE"
where Abbey Hoffmann and Shulgin are moderators?


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Re: grammar test [Re: Booby]
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Booby said:
slackophage said:
We should be allowed to flame those with bad grammar. Only through constant deriding and verbal abuse will they learn the error of their ways.





Isn't that the same sort of reasoning Religion uses to convert?



No.


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

Edited by Senor_Doobie (06/19/07 03:09 PM)

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Re: grammar test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Grammar will be the Shroomery's official religion.



:hitlerdance:  Does this mean the mods can become grammar nazis?


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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