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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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I'm not going to pass my drug test
    #4518591 - 08/10/05 04:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

i'm trying to get a job that requires a drug test.
I guess I did this to myself though
when someone has weed and alcohol around me, the temptation is to hard to resist

I'm hoping by the time I actually HAVE to take the drug test, it will be out of my system


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518598 - 08/10/05 04:45 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

everytime i tried to not smoke and not drink every FUCKER there would go "its cool just do it come on hit this shit drink this beer"... fucking fuckers, they have no life and all they want to do is smoke fucking weed and rail their fucking OCs...

sorry just had to get that out


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518600 - 08/10/05 04:46 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

go buy some niacin:shrug:


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518601 - 08/10/05 04:46 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

job tests are really easy to pass.. just go to a head shop and get some detox or like ellemy did get sythentic urine...


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518606 - 08/10/05 04:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

are they expensive?

I was wondering, I haven't even gotten a call for my interview yet. And best buy usually calls you back about 3 times. Then i'd have an orientation, then a piss test. In all that equals about a month, right?

I don't know


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518609 - 08/10/05 04:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Borrow a clean friends piss ?


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518618 - 08/10/05 04:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Man, for a job drug screen, go with synthetic urine. 

I just did this the other day and passed with flying colors.  Now I have a great job I can enjoy and yet still participate in certain habits.  :stoned:

Any headshop should have some synthetic urine...I used Quick Fix.


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518622 - 08/10/05 04:54 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, I just did the whole Best Buy thing to, for the Geek Squad. I had a first interview, a second with the GM the following week, and I had 48 hours after the second interview to take the piss test at a local facility. I'd say you've got around two weeks from when you get the first call to get clean, or find a solution.

You definately have to pass the piss test and criminal background check before you go to an orientation.


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518637 - 08/10/05 04:59 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Boiledmeatloaf said:
the temptation is to hard to resist





just say no.


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Re: I'm not going to pass my drug test [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4518669 - 08/10/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Survival w/ money vs. Getting High



Fucking don't smoke weed and take your drug test so you can pass!


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