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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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BETAN PERSONALITY TEST
    #3824916 - 02/23/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)



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> Take your time with this test and you will be amazed. I did this last

> year when this came around and a spiritual wish I made did happen - in

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> The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. Very

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> Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

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> Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a

> parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you

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> MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!

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> A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4

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> Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

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> Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go

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> You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will

> tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The

> first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember -

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> FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

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> Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing,

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> 4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite

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> This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take a

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> Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands

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> This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

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> Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST

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> 0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly

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> 5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking

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> 9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks

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> 15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you

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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3824970 - 02/24/05 12:09 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hmmm....


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: TYL3R]
    #3825092 - 02/24/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I think I will bummp this for future refrence only, not to say hello...jk, I have seen this test before, I might take it later..


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Skunk420]
    #3825108 - 02/24/05 12:26 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

just do it takes like five, i idit and got creeped out.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3825192 - 02/24/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

The Dalia Lama sanctioned this test?


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3825216 - 02/24/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Fucking chain letter. Waste of my time...


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3825222 - 02/24/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:thumbdown: You're a real asshole for posting that lame, chain-letter shit here. I read that first part about the Dalai Lama and thought this would be something really interesting. What a waste of time. You must think this is some teenybopper AOL chat room.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: MarioNett]
    #3825237 - 02/24/05 12:49 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Remove ya! TWITS! Well did you put the time in to do it? No, so PISS off.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: MarioNett]
    #3825241 - 02/24/05 12:50 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

you better cool your jets super collider.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3825251 - 02/24/05 12:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, I did put in the time. That's why I'm pissed. I wish I could get it back.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: MarioNett]
    #3825268 - 02/24/05 12:53 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Probably didnt know how to figure out the directions now your mad cuz you read the answers and ruined it for yourself hugh? Man thats pretty sad.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3827284 - 02/24/05 02:17 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

No, he's probably pissed because it is a vapid feel-good script. Read through the test again w/a critical eye and see how it is engineered to give you very praising answers.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: nonoman]
    #3827361 - 02/24/05 02:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, i'm gonna have to say the last 3 minutes were a waste of time. sorry  :shrug: i remember getting this in an e-mail every other week in high school.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Hendostan]
    #3827388 - 02/24/05 02:50 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Question 1 did not match up at all. Sheep are the most boring animal so I put them last. I hold love above all the other ideals attached to the other animals, no matter what some silly test says about me. I called Coffee brown. I do not think oif sex as brown. I do not think of my life as powerful, the way I do the sea.

The rest of it was fine.

Silly.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3827394 - 02/24/05 02:51 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

how unoriginal.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3827490 - 02/24/05 03:22 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

gay.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: MarioNett]
    #3828177 - 02/24/05 05:23 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

supercollider said:
Yes, I did put in the time. That's why I'm pissed. I wish I could get it back.




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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: BigNerd]
    #3828212 - 02/24/05 05:29 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Once upon a time, I was happily married with 3 kids. Then I got one of these type of letters. Foolishly, I picked the 'Send this to 0 people and you will never be loved' option. The day after I deleted it, I found out my wife was having an affair with the children, and then they suddenly died :frown: .

Luckily for me though, I received another one, and sent it to as many people as I could. The next day I won the lottery, and whilst waiting to get my money I bumped into my childhood sweetheart and promptly married her on-the-spot.


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3828674 - 02/24/05 07:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I guess i'm the only person who thought it worked perfectly..


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Re: BETAN PERSONALITY TEST [Re: Rebirtha]
    #3830210 - 02/24/05 11:16 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

No your not. 

The rest are all what ever!  Yeah I am not original, maybe i am not  one of you all, I dont get these chain males cuz I never use email, the only reason I use the net is for this,  I am sorry for being so lame,  Ha lol no I am not! :murder:


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