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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Instant Karma
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so a friend asked me for ideas & opinions on things,
but there was too much shit going on in my room to think
clearly.
the t.v was on & the music was just too loud.

so i went outside to smoke a cigarette,
to stare at the stars & to *think*

and i came up with all kinds of ideas & memories,
& all else that comes to you when you're all alone,
sitting in pitch black darkness staring at the nights sky, pondering.

and just as i was about to step back inside to talk to her,
i threw my cigarette on the ground.

it was still lit, & the red ember glared at me,
so i thought to myself,
"maybe i should pick that up so no one has to pick up after me"

& so, i reached down, and picked up a log of dog shit
the cigarette just happened to land on.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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Heh.

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: domite]
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whoops

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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Holy crap, man.
I thought you were gonna do one of your "I'm a party guy but I can whip out some serious deep philosophy" things.
So, I was reading your words and waiting for it while sipping my beer.
Right at the punch line, I laugh with a mouthful of beer. I gagged a little trying to keep it down. Then I started choking. Then it shot out my nose.
Goddam. It hurts!


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I am the devil and I am just like you

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: nunciate]
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Karma hurts.


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Huuuuurrrrrr!

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: AlCapwn]
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I just wish I knew what I did to deserve such punishment...

:/


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I am the devil and I am just like you

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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lol :smile:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: coda]
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Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,


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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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:poop:


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: Instant Karma [Re: Hanky]
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That's just some dude blindly picking up dogshit. Not the Earth or anyone else punishing/rewarding you.


But take it how you will, that's just my take on it.


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Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars.

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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It's kind of sad to think that so many of society's problems can be traced back to people's unwillingness to pick up after themselves.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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You gotta pay the Piper

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: nunciate]
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nunciate said:
Holy crap, man.
I thought you were gonna do one of your "I'm a party guy but I can whip out some serious deep philosophy" things.
So, I was reading your words and waiting for it while sipping my beer.
Right at the punch line, I laugh with a mouthful of beer. I gagged a little trying to keep it down. Then I started choking. Then it shot out my nose.
Goddam. It hurts!


ahahha score! =]


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:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: 40oz]
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Haha.

Some hardcore karma happened earlier. Some little theif friend of some people I'm acquainted with stole a pedal off some old dudes bike; so he could fix his. Literally as soon as he got it off the old dude came round the corner. The old dude didn't notice (straight away anyways.. till he got on his bike) and this slippery motherfucker sort of slid off .. Just as this happened 2 pigs walked around the corner. So we told the old guy who & the pigs who did it (the pussy had scarpered). Once he knew the gig was up he came back.. put the pedal back on the old guys bike; apologized and got an on the spot 80GBP fine :grin:

Karma :laugh:


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"I only ever hope to reach equilibrium, in Nature's matrix, in line with the meridian" ~ Jehst

:sun: "...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?" :sun:

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Re: Instant Karma [Re: Chazzersize]
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Chazzersize said:
That's just some dude blindly picking up dogshit. Not the Earth or anyone else punishing/rewarding you.


But take it how you will, that's just my take on it.


that's both true and false.

Its the coinscidencia oppositorum.  Everything is true in the presence of its opposite.  did 40oz experience a nudge from the cosmic giggle, or did he accidentally get shit on his hand, and the ego/interpreter in his brain spun a mystical yarn around the incident to soften the blow :smile:

I dunno, I think they're both true.  They're embedded in a world made of opposites, of matter made of sound made of matter made of sound... :toomuchacid:


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no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
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Re: Instant Karma [Re: Noviseer]
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for example, perhaps the voice in his psyche that told the tale of karma and what not IS the cosmic giggle?


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no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
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Re: Instant Karma [Re: Noviseer]
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hah, wow good story lol.


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