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New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail)
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So I used to chill at the shroomery back in the day (OTD ftw) so I know you guys are gonna like this:

I live in suburbia where there's really no crime and somehow the cops got tipped that me and my roomate were growing in our apartment (still don't know who the fucker was who called) so I got arrested for cultivation and my roomate is in AZ so he just doesn't know anything about the grow (yep). no big deal tho because it's cali and I know most of the local PD, but they needed to take me in because my landlord was there escorting them through the complex and she saw the grow. Next morning I plead guilty (its cali) and get a week in jail plus $500 fine and 2 months drug-testing to remove the offense from my record.

Now this is the fucking hilarious part:

They put me in a long term cell separate from the drunk tank and after a day this detective comes in looking for info about the drugs coming through the town. Haha, like I'm about to get myself murdered, but okay, I tell him to get me a TV and XBOX 360 with Halo 2 and internet (completely saying it as a joke) and then he laughs and leaves, then this other cop comes back the next morning (I wake up to this) with a fucking TV and XBOX 360 with Halo 2 and a wireless internet card. Fucking priceless.

Now I had to fucking come up with a name for this cop, or, not. Not is the right choice. Long story short: A week of Halo 2 and I finally drop the names Snoop Dogg and Mac Dre... and I think I have to move out of the county now cause they're reeeeeal pissed off.

So I'm now looking for a new apartment probably in AZ this time... Seems I've been kicked out of my place for violating the rules, but it made one hell of a story.

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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Bwahahaha! That'll show those fuckers.

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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I lol'd, that's pretty much what I'd have done at home anyways.


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: AlCapwn]
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Haha, welcome back. Nice story


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: CUBErt]
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I'm still laughing about it right now... it's hilarious to see the story in writing... the chill guard even bought a wireless xbox controller during his lunch break and started playing through the bars, hahaha.. after seeing his halo skills I was about ready to go for his real gun

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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Sorry but I'll probably bring up this story during every post for the next year... hahahaha

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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:congrats:


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: Toddo]
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Great story! Scary, but at the end of the day, great!


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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:rofl: Oh shit thats hilarious! :thumbup:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: eligal]
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:rofl: seems like you had a nice vacation. lol.

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: maggotz]
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:banana:way to stick it to the man (even though they were so chill)


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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damn that shit sounds better than my house.

last time i was locked up (only for like 30 hours or something stupid like that before i was able to get somebody post bond for me), they wouldn't even give me a vegetarian sandwich. and when a large, drunk mexican man then asks, "hey you're not gonna eat that baloney, let me get that shit and double it up on mine" i realized if i ever get seriously incarcerated (unless it happens to be in scandinavia) i'm totally fucked


btw did you mean cultivation of herb or mushrooms?


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: Krishna]
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Wondering the same thing.


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: overKill]
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overKill said:
I'm still laughing about it right now... it's hilarious to see the story in writing...  the chill guard even bought a wireless xbox controller during his lunch break and started playing through the bars, hahaha.. after seeing his halo skills I was about ready to go for his real gun


:lol:

Great story. Even if it's fiction, it was humorous and a good read. :thumbup:

Not saying that you are lying. I'm just saying it's funny, regardless.


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: blissedout]
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stop all that reverberating, you're shaking my floor.


on a complete unrelated but funny as hell note, i was giving a ride to this friend of mine who is gangsta as all hell (like crack-selling, gunshot scar on the face gangsta, not like flame hetty wrap-bling wearing gangsta) and had this pure jerry (from hampton VA 91-11-09) disc playing, and when Second that Emotion came on, he started singing at the top of his lungs; and then was like, "dude put that shit on repeat, that's the jam" :lol: i think jerry would have found the whole scenario most amusing


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: Krishna]
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:lol: Yeah, the gangster acting deadheads are a unique breed. I've met only a few, but I'll never forget them.

How the hell have you been doing?


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: blissedout]
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Thats some funny shit :thumbup:

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: Krishna]
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you'll end up eating a lot of pb'n'j and frozen veggies... and pasta w/ nothing on it.

yos-

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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
:lol: Yeah, the gangster acting deadheads are a unique breed. I've met only a few, but I'll never forget them.

How the hell have you been doing?


busy as fuck with school and a new girlfriend; eagerly awaiting summer. the usual for may :sun:


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Re: New Username, New Freedom (aka. not jail) [Re: Krishna]
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:rofl: Yeah I've met some gangsta deadheads before...it is pretty funny for sure.

That 11/9/91 show is fucking SICK. I have that one, and another pure jerry show release sept 1 & 2 1989, also off the hook. Plus the kean collge show..... I :heartpump: JGB.

I'm glad to hear you're doing good brother. It's going to be a crazy summer. :laugh:


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