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Cowgold
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Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

#6544471 - 02/08/07 05:23 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Per her request...

"Note to all you wannabe funny guys: get some new material! My

husband passed away years ago. Your jokes are getting older then he was!" - Anna Nicole Smith

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lavendercowboy
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: Cowgold]
#6544492 - 02/08/07 05:30 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Normally I wouldn't condone necrophilia, but uh...........what hospital is she at?

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IntroVision
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Registered: 10/18/06
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: lavendercowboy]
#6547498 - 02/09/07 02:57 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not sure whats more disturbing, the fact that you want to fuck a dead chick or the fact that you want to fuck Anna Nicole Smith. :grin:

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DNKYD
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Registered: 09/24/04
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: IntroVision]
#6547514 - 02/09/07 03:04 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Give me a semi-warm dead one over Anna Nicole any day.

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Nalim
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: IntroVision]
#6547595 - 02/09/07 03:34 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

IntroVision said:

I'm not sure whats more disturbing, the fact that you want to fuck a dead chick or the fact that you want to fuck Anna Nicole Smith.

so true

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marybell
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Registered: 01/05/07
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: DNKYD]
#6547600 - 02/09/07 03:36 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

DNKYD said:

Give me a semi-warm dead one over Anna Nicole any day.

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gregorio
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: marybell]
#6547760 - 02/09/07 04:27 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

You wouldn't hit that.

:confused:

http://galleri.spray.se/galleri.aspx?seriesid=6343&picno=0&showall=0&OrgUrl=&contentad=0

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OneMoreRobot3021

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: gregorio]
#6547764 - 02/09/07 04:29 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Throwin' a hot dog down a hallway.

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blissedout

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#6547866 - 02/09/07 05:01 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I've never heard that one. :grin:

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apfrommsp
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: blissedout]
#6547873 - 02/09/07 05:02 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

or a toothpick in a volcano

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TheSlapnCapn
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: apfrommsp]
#6547983 - 02/09/07 05:30 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

noodle in a quart jar.

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AJ4U
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#6548211 - 02/09/07 07:06 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Pencil down a mine hole.

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Dexter_Morgan
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: AJ4U]
#6548315 - 02/09/07 07:56 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

One of her friends at the bar: Who's buying the next pitcher?

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Psilocybeingzz

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith Dead Jokes

[Re: Cowgold]
#6548411 - 02/09/07 08:27 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Damn! For SOME REASON...(seriously I saw it)

I read that wrong and thought I saw... "AnnCoulter" dead jokes :doh:

Oh well another day I suppose... dream a little dream...wish a little wish (SIGH)

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