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The test me for alcohol wtf
    #6534014 - 02/05/07 04:58 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i got busted with an ounce last april. i just went to my drug couseling class bullshit intake today. they do urine tests for alcohol that detect it up to a week. so since im on probation, if i drink a beer while i watch tv at home, i can go to jail for 6 months. theres no leeway, because i get tested every week.

wth is wrong with people?

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: moon_glue]
    #6534022 - 02/05/07 05:03 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'm going to have to agree with you on this one. If you are busted for marijuana why would you be tested for a totally different drug? I'm sure there is some sort of "logical" thinking behind this one but I don't see it or maybe I just don't agree with it. Sorry to hear it man.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: MorphMan]
    #6534032 - 02/05/07 05:07 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

scientifically i highly doubt they can test for alcohol unless its in your system, there is no metabolite of alcohol...

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: MorphMan]
    #6534061 - 02/05/07 05:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

a drug is a drug. If you're on drug probation/rehab, you need to eliminate ALL drugs from your life (at least in their eyes) even if the chemicals aren't similar.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: coda]
    #6534112 - 02/05/07 05:34 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

How old are you? If you are 21, tell them to suck your dick.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: coda]
    #6534126 - 02/05/07 05:36 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I did see somewhere recently that they have an alcohol test that will detect alcohol up to 80 hours after, and that they are going to start using them at many schools. I don't know if there is any truth behind this, but I think I remember seeing it on the news or something...


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: moon_glue]
    #6534308 - 02/05/07 06:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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TrancedShroom said:
How old are you? If you are 21, tell them to suck your dick.




It doesn't matter, when your on probation your fucked, weather your 18 or 50, you cant drink if the problem was drug related. Probation sucks, believe me I know, you sound like you got of easy to. My advice to you is be the state you live ins bitch, do exactly what they say and don't fuck up. If your good they can let you off early. I get off soon, and cant wait. The last 3 years have sucked, but I was smart ,; unlike a lot of young people who are on it and end up in jail having to repeat the process

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: euphoricpoison]
    #6534363 - 02/05/07 06:58 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Probation = Probation of rights

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: euphoricpoison]
    #6534369 - 02/05/07 07:00 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I know I just got off probation and supposedly I wasn't allowed to drink either, but I told him I just turned 21 and I am going to fucking drink and if he was going to throw me in jail then go ahead, because I thought it was bullshit that I got charged with pot possession and cant drink alcohol at a legal age.

He ended up never testing me and nothing ever came up about it again.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6534375 - 02/05/07 07:01 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Just tell the PO that it is a family tradition that you drink a glass of wine at dinner each night.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6534412 - 02/05/07 07:09 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

say that you partake in the sacrament of christ at church every sunday. and that the wine contains alcohol that could show up in your test

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: trauma47645]
    #6534413 - 02/05/07 07:10 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

they cant suspend your freedom to worship your religion

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6534421 - 02/05/07 07:11 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i live in a communist state on the east coast. They dont give a flying fuck about family tradition. otherwise, i would defintily use that.

yeah i know theres no way to fight it except play by their rules so they make less money off me. 50 dollars a week in drug testing for 10 weeks. 500 dollars for the class. jesus. suck me dry. i havent smoked pot for months, and ive been staying clean since october. im an irritable grouch for sure though. lol

i was thinking about ordering some Krota extract tea. ive heard its effects are similiar to opium. i need something to destress with at least once a week, has anyone had any expereince with it?

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6534433 - 02/05/07 07:13 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Well I don't know where your from, but here in NY, the probation officers are more serious then that. I know a bunch of people who said stuff similar and the cop doesn't let it fly. I see guys go to prison all the time for having alcohol in there system. When ever I go, I wait in the room with a bunch of people who are mainly dirt bags, some are still high and drunk, I wait at least an hour, then get called in, he breathalizes me right away and then usually drug tests me. He told me the first day I met him, that if I fuck up at all, that my ass will be in jail. I guess you got lucky with your PO.

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: moon_glue]
    #6534448 - 02/05/07 07:15 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure they test because alcohol can be easily abused. I would never compare cannabis use to "abusing" a substance, but I'm sure they test everyone like that so its easier for them to test alcoholics, cocaine addicts, meth addicts with one test instead of having to pass out a bunch of different tests. It sucks that your getting tested but it will pass, and if you just don't drink for a while then its better than going to jail. I'm not being rude but unless your an alcoholic you should be able to make it without drinking. Take care.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: ShroomOmatic]
    #6534476 - 02/05/07 07:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Honestly I struck a good relationship with my PO after that and he saw I go to college and liked my appearence and said I wasn't like most of the crackheads that come in there. I really think he was a stoner, I mean seriously.


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: ShroomOmatic]
    #6534479 - 02/05/07 07:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

its not hard i just anjoy haveing a nice buzz to look forward to on fridays. and the occasional party where its nice to get obliterated with others.

does anyone have any experience with Krota extract?

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6534493 - 02/05/07 07:23 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, ur pretty lucky with that one. most of the probation officers get woodies around here to lock up a softspoken, mild person like myself.

and the guards at the jail here are sadistic.

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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: moon_glue]
    #6534499 - 02/05/07 07:24 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Where do you live?-Georgia


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Re: The test me for alcohol wtf [Re: trauma47645]
    #6534501 - 02/05/07 07:25 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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they cant suspend your freedom to worship your religion




If there are drugs and alcohol involved they can. You loose a lot of your rights when your on probation, thats what happens. It sucks but thats what happens. Being on probation is even harder when you don't have a license. The state expects you to get to the probation office on time, get required help needed, work, go to counseling, refrain from drugs and alcohol, stay away from bars and liquor stores and what ever else they ask of you. If you do not do what they ask it is a violation of probation and they can put you in jail. Thats just the way it works. It does not matter what you say or what your religion is, when your on probation you are fucked. Thats how it works and there's no way around it.

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