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If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs
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At least that crazy drunk fucker could throw a block. (Miss) Martin Gramatica, and her 5'4" frame couldn't throw a block if you gave her life depended on it.


Romo was tackled from behind, by the same guy, Miss Gramitica love tapped, instead of blocked.




Kickers lmao, the only ones worth a shit are Seabass Janikowski and Vinatieri

FYI Gramitica is the same guy that blew out his knee, jumping up and down, celebrating an after point.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Personally I place more blame on Romo. The ball just plain fell out of his hands. Pure carelessness on his part. But yeah, if Gramatica ever threw a block it'd be the last one he ever threw.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: zorbman]
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You forgot about Josh Brown, He's won so many clutch games for the Hawks, always like 5o+ yards to win it and hits them every time.

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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: zorbman]
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Romo fell inches short of the 1st Down, even the slightly little bump, given to the defender, would have sprung Romo for the TD.

Romo dropped the ball, but he make a great heads up play to run for the endzone. He would have at least gotten a first down, with a block thrown by a larger kicker.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Seabass is the greatest.

Only good thing ever to come out of Florida State


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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ShroomDr said:
FYI Gramitica is the same guy that blew out his knee, jumping up and down, celebrating an after point.


EEERRRHH! WRONG.
That was Bill Gramatica, not Martin.

Sebastian Janikowski's fucking nuts, booted the ball through the uprights on kickoffs, routinely at FSU.
He was also an alcoholic that tried to bribe teh copz.
He laid a couple licks on dudes who got good returns.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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I le magnifique said:
ShroomDr said:
FYI Gramitica is the same guy that blew out his knee, jumping up and down, celebrating an after point.


EEERRRHH! WRONG.
That was Bill Gramatica, not Martin.
You are correct
Sebastian Janikowski's fucking nuts, booted the ball through the uprights on kickoffs, routinely at FSU.
He was also an alcoholic Hence the name Seabassthat tried to bribe teh copz.
He laid a couple licks on dudes who got good returns.


Seabass can block and tackle









and drive sotally tober occifer


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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i like gramatica.. if your boy vanderjerk was on the team, he probably would have shanked the first 2 FG's of the game which gramatica knocked down.

and no, it wasnt bill, it was martin.. is bill even still kicking in the NFL>?

vanderjagt does nothing but choke now, hes washed up.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Banez]
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If Vandershank was still on the Cowboys, they wouldn't have even made the playoffs.

And it was Bill that blew out his knee celebrating, not Martin. Martin was hurt and out of football for a couple of years too, but it wasn't from a celebration.

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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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David Akers can block and tackle like a lunatic... I'm always afraid he's going to get hurt on long returns!

And how can Romo get credit for a "heads up" decision to run for the End Zone... What the fuck else was he going to do?!

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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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I think he meant it was a good call by a rookie quarterback. He could have handed the ball off or tried to throw for a touchdown since some guys ran to the endzone after the bad snap. But, he decided to do the only smart thing and run. Less risk involved in running himself than throwing or handing off. To be honest, had he tucked the ball in his arm and maybe leaned foward he could have had the TD. He just isnt a running quarterback so he isnt trained enough for that.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Banez]
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Banez said:
and no, it wasnt bill, it was martin.. is bill even still kicking in the NFL>?


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Bill Gramatica
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Bill Gramática (born July 10, 1978 in Buenos Aires, Argentina) was an NFL kicker for the Arizona Cardinals from 2001 to 2003. He played one game for the Miami Dolphins in 2004. In 2006, he returned to football as the kicker for the Tampa Bay Storm of the Arena Football League.

In the NFL, he made 37 of his 48 field goal attempts and 60 of his 61 extra point attempts. Gramatica was cut by the Dolphins the week after his first career miss on an extra point kick, which came in a one-point loss. He had an inauspicious start to his Arena Football career, missing one of two extra point tries and all three of his field goal attempts in his first AFL half. Through eleven Arena games, he is 65-for-71 on extra points and 8-for-18 on field goals.

Gramatica is best known for tearing his anterior cruciate ligament after a landing from a celebratory leap.

Bill Gramatica is the younger brother of fellow kicker Martin Gramatica. He played college football at the University of South Florida.



Martin did the same leapy celebration, but stopped after bill blew his knee.

In conclusion, you are wrong.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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RoosterCogburn said:
And how can Romo get credit for a "heads up" decision to run for the End Zone... What the fuck else was he going to do?!


Just fall on the fumble, like they teach QB's to do.

They don't teach them to pick up the fumble, and run with it.



Vanderjack still has the highest % field goals made in NFL history. I believe Shane Graham (Bengals) is #2. (Graham missed an easy kick to send the Bengals to the playoffs this year.)

Bill Gramatica is kicking for the Arena League right now.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Just fall on the fumble, like they teach QB's to do.

If he had fallen on it wouldn't they have turned the ball over on downs?


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: zorbman]
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yea... falling on it wouldve been even stupider.. le der. it was 4th down.. you dont just fall on it on 4th down, lol ... but really.. once romo became the starting qb he shouldve been takin off as the holder for kicks.. you dont want someone who is all tired and shakey from playing the entire game to be your holder... just common sense


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Infrared]
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I like how the Eagles resigned Koy Detmer just to be the holder, because David Akers likes the way he holds the ball.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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yup and it paid off big time already.. too bad dallass wasnt quite as smart.. place kickers/holders/ long snappers are absolutely essential in close games.. which playoff games usually always are


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: zorbman]
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zorbman said:
Just fall on the fumble, like they teach QB's to do.

If he had fallen on it wouldn't they have turned the ball over on downs?


I didnt suggest this. I was classifying, NOT falling on it (like they teach QB's) and instead, running for the pylon, was a heads up play.


TO dropped his 15th pass of the season.

Plenty of blame to go around.


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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I le Magnifique said:
Banez said:
and no, it wasnt bill, it was martin.. is bill even still kicking in the NFL>?


Quote:
Bill Gramatica
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Bill Gramática (born July 10, 1978 in Buenos Aires, Argentina) was an NFL kicker for the Arizona Cardinals from 2001 to 2003. He played one game for the Miami Dolphins in 2004. In 2006, he returned to football as the kicker for the Tampa Bay Storm of the Arena Football League.

In the NFL, he made 37 of his 48 field goal attempts and 60 of his 61 extra point attempts. Gramatica was cut by the Dolphins the week after his first career miss on an extra point kick, which came in a one-point loss. He had an inauspicious start to his Arena Football career, missing one of two extra point tries and all three of his field goal attempts in his first AFL half. Through eleven Arena games, he is 65-for-71 on extra points and 8-for-18 on field goals.

Gramatica is best known for tearing his anterior cruciate ligament after a landing from a celebratory leap.

Bill Gramatica is the younger brother of fellow kicker Martin Gramatica. He played college football at the University of South Florida.



Martin did the same leapy celebration, but stopped after bill blew his knee.

In conclusion, you are wrong.


my mistake, we were talking about dallas kickers and i thought u were trying to say that it was bill who was currently on the team for the cowboys.

my mistake. :crazy:


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Re: If VanderJERK was still on the Cowboys they would still be in the playoffs [Re: Banez]
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letting their offensive coordinator leave was pretty dumb too. they should have given him a promotion!!!


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