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good times in walmart
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thought this was real funny...

Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so
bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but
Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may
ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on
our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are
listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
Wal-Mart:
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1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
ladies rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins
to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible " theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yelled "PICK ME!" " PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those
voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ..

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"*


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Liquid_Dimension said:
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible " theme.



lol !, that's a funny mental image.
I'm not sure i believe it all but they're funny anyway.

:thumbup:

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Mike_yy]
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Yeah its totally fictional  :flowstone:


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Edited by Liquid_Dimension (01/02/07 08:02 AM)

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Its real!


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Quote:
I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Liquid_Dimension said:
Yeah its totally fictional  :flowstone: 


:strokebeard: You shouldn't tempt me like this........ :grin:


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Dark_Star]
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I'd pull the mission impossible one off,, i'd need some props though.
Eventually security would start chasing you and it'd look even better.

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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sounds like stuff i used to read from moe howard..


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Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Mike_yy]
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LOL, they are all hillarious, especially the "code 3...in the warehouse."


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My apartment in New York was on Perry Street, a five minute walk from the White Horse. I often drank there, but I was never accepted because I wore a tie. The real people wanted no part of me.
- The Rum Diary

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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I prefer this one, and its fer real yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLt_sxkFep8

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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This used to be titled: Things to do in "Walmart when you are bored"
It was posted all over myspace or here or something.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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+old

Desiree's right - I remember getting this email once before as stuff to do in Walmart when you're bored. Some of them look like they'd be fun as hell, though.

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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There is no such thing as "good times in Walmart".

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Re: good times in walmart [Re: adrug]
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I'm not on myspace 24/7!


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
There is no such thing as "good times in Walmart".


i dunno, pulling into an empty walmart parking lot completely spun after a show, getting stoned & crash landing to sleep, to wake up to thousands of weird ass small-town folks staring at the three people and 2 dogs asleep in one minivan is pretty funny :grin:


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Krishna]
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Krishna said:
adrug said:
There is no such thing as "good times in Walmart".


i dunno, pulling into an empty walmart parking lot completely spun after a show, getting stoned & crash landing to sleep, to wake up to thousands of weird ass small-town folks staring at the three people and 2 dogs asleep in one minivan is pretty funny :grin:


walmart + candyflipping (after a show) is fucking weird, fyi. I was waiting for someone outside the bathroom and I remember trying to act all casual by kinda grooving to the music.

There was no music.

:laugh:


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: unbeliever]
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:lol: i was driving home from atlanta yesterday, and kept thinking my friend in the backseat was saying something. i'd turn down the music, turn around a bit and say, "what's that?" "i didn't say anything," she kept responding. after the third time, i started thinking, "hmmm maybe there is such a thing as too much acid"


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: unbeliever]
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HAHA,no music huh? I woulda known you were on something if I saw you  :grin:


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Krishna]
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Krishna said:
:lol: i was driving home from atlanta yesterday, and kept thinking my friend in the backseat was saying something. i'd turn down the music, turn around a bit and say, "what's that?" "i didn't say anything," she kept responding. after the third time, i started thinking, "hmmm maybe there is such a thing as too much acid"


Auditory hallucinations are somehow more weird than visual ones for me. Like listening to a particularly intense piece of music (case in point: The Fountain sound track) and then still hearing it play (and not just in my head) after I turn off the music. Good times.


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Re: good times in walmart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Liquid_Dimension said:
HAHA,no music huh? I woulda known you were on something if I saw you  :grin:


Yeah, it was pretty late and they didn't have anything on the PA or whatever. And yeah it was no doubt pretty damned obvious to anyone who may have cared. Though it was pretty deserted. Until we went outside to wait for our ride, the entire population of walmart late night employees were out there smoking and drinking, hah.


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