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The best scams of modern times
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1. Income tax
2. Insurance
3. The IRS
4. The prohibition of marijuana and the subsequent war on drugs
5. Chemical imbued tobacco
6. Organized Religion

More as I think of them.


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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faking a jail stint while panhandling at that one site


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: sucklesworth]
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Oh good one! how about pretending to be straight so you can garner the trust and affection of all the young boys :borfase:


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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18 and up  :mikemcdonald:


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: sucklesworth]
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Nigerian 419... Can't forget that one!

And I'd put organized religion up at #1... At least my taxes pay for firemen and shit.

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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Or so you are lead to believe :shiftyeyes:


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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Christmas

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: adamj]
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Right, forgot about that one

Mark me down for valentines day too, and all those other hallmark invented holidays. Yes, even mothers day.

No, I don't hate my mother, I love her. But fuck mothers day.

Oh yeah and fuck Earth day too. pretentious cockholes. Every day is mother earth day.


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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The concept of land ownership...

The concept of money...

Believing you're alive.


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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I am most definitely alive.

Land ownership though, yeah thats a good one..


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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American Democracy
The Federal Reserve (goes hand in hand with IRS & slapcncapcn's concept of money)

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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Yeah that last one was just kind of random thought...

How about the war on terrorism, the war in iraq, and 9-11.

Quite possibly the biggest scams in the modern world.


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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also the allopathic medical industry

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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definitely one of the bigger scams of modern times..


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Clean]
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allopathic medicine?

You mean modern medicine?... or the treatment of disease with disease?


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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The American Dream
electronic voting machines
George W. Bush
full price CDs


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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as opposed to homeopathic.
yeah, you know.... the industry that doesn't really want us to know cures and causes of cancer and most other diseases and is mainly focused on alleviating symptoms with toxic drugs and radiation rather than treating root causes.

with that i must say that most doctors are generally good people, just vastly misdirected.

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Clean]
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Ah, right.
Yeah, that's one of the big ones.
and yeah technically it's not the doctors fault.. they pay big money to be taught what to think.
I blame the pharamaceutical corporations.


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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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The Central banks and the fiat money system are the scam of scams.It has created billions of unknowing slaves err i mean scamed people.

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Re: The best scams of modern times [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
Land ownership though, yeah thats a good one..



I don't see the scam in that.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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