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!!Im going fucking crazy!!
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So Im about to call a girl to see if she wants to come to a party this friday at my friends house but Ive never talked to her for anything other than school work and now Im shitting my pants and cant seem to remember my name.......
:sad:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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take a chill pill d00d.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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*plug it


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channel your inner Larry David

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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Give her a call.

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
So Im about to call a girl to see if she wants to come to a party this friday at my friends house but Ive never talked to her for anything other than school work and now Im shitting my pants and cant seem to remember my name.......
:sad:


= flying when you pull yourself together and call her

enjoy  :smile:


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read books

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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Take like 4 ambiens and hang out with her. Don't tell her you took them, though

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: Jackenobi]
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take a vic and relax...and give the bitch a call what do you have to loose? SHIT

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: TwoGuys]
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ahaha i know what you mean...

just do it is the right thing to do

but its rather hard at times! - once you've breeched that barrier tho, you'll soon find yourself in her bed.... hopefully :smirk:


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soft silly music is meaningful, magical :heartpump:

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: TwoGuys]
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TwoGuys said:
what do you have to loose?


I have my virginity to lose dammit!!!



na just playin  :stoned:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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Ok ok, (this is sad I know) but Ive written down what I plan on saying on the phone. What yall think:

"Hey, this is A.... from your English class. My friend might be throwing a small Xmas party on friday.
You wanna come?
...."

(Or if the answerin machine picks up):

"Hey, this is A.... from your English class. My friend might be throwing a small Xmas party on friday.

I was hopin you would come.
or
If you wanna come just give me a call.

You can reach me at...

Bye."



And? Does it make you wanna go :discodance:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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Yes

this is smoot


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read books

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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throw out that piece of paper, and maybe say that, but otherwise you're probably gonna sound like you're reading it off a piece of paper.

maybe after you say hey, ask her how she's doing or something like that, maybe a conversation will spark up, then let her know about the party.


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Not all who wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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Imagine her taking a huge disgusting shit, straining grunts and all, then call her.


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: nightkrawler]
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dude you need more experience with women if you are nervous about calling and asking a girl to go to a party. Its not like your asking the chick to marry you. Jeeze chill the fuck out, and use this as a learning experience. whats the worst that will happen? fucking grow a set and get er done

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: trauma47645]
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Dick

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: trauma47645]
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trauma47645 said:
dude you need more experience with women if you are nervous about calling and asking a girl to go to a party. Its not like your asking the chick to marry you. Jeeze chill the fuck out, and use this as a learning experience. whats the worst that will happen? fucking grow a set and get er done



yea youre right.



:emocry:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: trauma47645]
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trauma47645 said:
dude you need more experience with women if you are nervous about calling and asking a girl to go to a party. Its not like your asking the chick to marry you. Jeeze chill the fuck out, and use this as a learning experience. whats the worst that will happen? fucking grow a set and get er done


You actually said "get er done."  Immediate ban.  :crankey:


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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ah fuck! I had a sudden burst of confidence and grabbed the phone and called.
It went straight to answering machine and i got startled and hung up.....

Lets try this again.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: nightkrawler]
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Word, let it all flow out of you in moment, planning it out is a bad idea IMO.


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Re: !!Im going fucking crazy!! [Re: eligal]
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look at it this way, if it goes straight to the answering machine it will let you listen to your message and you can choose to delete it and redo it


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Not all who wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

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