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double urine streams
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does that happen to anyone else?  You start to piss and it shoots out in two streams?

It sucks because it gets spray everywhere and sometimes I don't notice before it's too late.  :lol:

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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after having sex all night?


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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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That's from jerking off and not clearing the chamber.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
That's from jerking off and not clearing the chamber.



or that, if your not a stud like me.


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Re: double urine streams [Re: Banez]
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Yeah that happens to me when I bust a nut and cum dries over my piss hole. I hate that shit.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I agree that jacking it probably makes it worse, but I've had it happen before when I haven't had orgasms in a day or two.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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It only happens to me after i bust a nut too.


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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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Yeah happens to me all the time... :naughty:

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Re: double urine streams [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
That's from jerking off and not clearing the chamber.



Yeah man that shit happens when you don't purge after you splurge.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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If you learn to master it, you get to show off and piss in two urinals at once. You hit the ones to the left and right of you, which are to be occupied by other people to ensure that you get dual high fives, while leaving the middle urinal bare.


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Re: double urine streams [Re: Koala Koolio]
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I usually just squeeze my pisshole before going to ensure piss won't end up on my counter and on my toilet seat.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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what about triple streams?

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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Sometimes mine is completely caked over, backs up, and goes out my ears. :ohwell:


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Re: double urine streams [Re: LloydChristmas]
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Sometimes I think my dick is going to explode when the cum acts like fucking super glue over my piss hole.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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this is weird, but...

my doctor told me that some people release small amounts of urine from the top as well as bottom


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Re: double urine streams [Re: cookeman]
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cookeman said:
It only happens to me after i bust a nut too.




yeah


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Re: double urine streams [Re: demiu5]
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demius said:
this is weird, but...

my doctor told me that some people release small amounts of urine from the top as well as bottom



Top of what and bottom of what?

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Re: double urine streams [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Damn!  Mutant urethra?  The rest of me is so un-mutant, too.

:lol:

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Re: double urine streams [Re: thatiAM]
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i love pissing in two directions. you hear it splatter on the side of your toilet.

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Re: double urine streams [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Yeah i fuckin hate that after sex piss for that reason. once you get it goin it's fine though. weird how a thread about dual piss streams gets so many replies. useful information! :rofl:


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I mean shit; they’re both books, right?”

Joe Rogan


R.I.P. - "Bones" - One of the greatest people I've ever had the pleasure of getting to know and become friends with.

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