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Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
#5347393 - 02/27/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.
Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.
Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.
"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.
Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.
Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.
"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.
According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.
"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.
Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.
Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.
Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5347453 - 02/27/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha what the fuck that's disgusting.
He's pretty crazy looking, too. 
I wonder if he has any health issues because of that.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5347493 - 02/27/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Adult piss is no good. Child piss is better.
Wow what a nutjob. So.. what charge was he arrested on? Stealing people's urine? Drinking piss?
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5347679 - 02/27/06 11:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If I was that dad I would have smashed that fuckers face in while he was still in the bathroom.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5347686 - 02/27/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is seriously the most fucked up story I think I've heard on shroomery.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5477978 - 04/04/06 04:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahaha two in a row!! where the fuck are these threads coming from!??, LOL
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5478103 - 04/04/06 06:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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nothing like a cold glass of young boy pee in the mourning mmmm
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5478245 - 04/04/06 07:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow, that is crazy.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5478393 - 04/04/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The swirly side effects noone talks about.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5478505 - 04/04/06 09:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Damn why would they arrest him for that? I mean sure it's really nasty, but I've never heard of any law against it. And why would they publically humiliate him like that I wonder?
Ah the scarlet lettermen.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: dblaney]
#5478508 - 04/04/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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dblaney said: Damn why would they arrest him for that? I mean sure it's really nasty, but I've never heard of any law against it. And why would they publically humiliate him like that I wonder?
Ah the scarlet lettermen.
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Did you read the part about him being a CONVICTED RAPIST?
Or the part about him LEERING AT YOUNG BOYS IN THE BATHROOM?
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Deadmaker]
#5478509 - 04/04/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is honestly the most awesome thing I've ever read
Not that scat would've been better
Or semen
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
#5478522 - 04/04/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, give 'er a whirl I guess...
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dblaney
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5478526 - 04/04/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh...well...okay MAYBE that makes sense then.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: dblaney]
#5478572 - 04/04/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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as the shroomery scat director I would like to recruit the laddy to my crew.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: XUL]
#5478591 - 04/04/06 10:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is pee though, it doesn't fall under the purview of the Shroomery Scat Association.
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5478595 - 04/04/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He was already convicted of the rape. Shameful, but it's beside the point. As weird as it is... is leering at people illegal? He had to have really been leering. All crowding in on him, "can I share."
I think it's disgusting and he should be shot on principle alone, but...
What is he being charged with?
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: dblaney]
#5478596 - 04/04/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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unless you mix it with poop. 
then the scat stars can all puke on eachother! woo hoo
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Re: Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine [Re: Cowgold]
#5478601 - 04/04/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cowgold said: He was already convicted of the rape. Shameful, but it's beside the point. As weird as it is... is leering at people illegal? He had to have really been leering. All crowding in on him, "can I share."
When you were younger, did you ever get leered at by a creepy older man? I definitely had it happen once or twice. You know when it's creepy and when it's not. I would give the father and son the benefit of the doubt here.
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