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InvisiblePhencyclidine
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May I Buy You A Drink?
    #1613673 - 06/06/03 03:24 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

So, here I am, sitting at this fine oak table.  The thick fibrous walls of the tavern are illuminated in all their detailed glory by the wide windows and doors on either side.  I slide my finger along the intricate patterns grown into the mycellial wall of the tavern.  They look like fractals to me, but I'm not sure, maybe I'm imagining it.  I can't get used to how my legs feel.  It's irritating when you've walked so far and are so happy to sit down but your legs still feel restless.

I'm hot.  I feel silly in this wool hood.  People are already looking at me, but briefly, over their shoulders.  They don't want to be impolite.  I'm sure I look harmless.  They're probably convincing themselves that I'm just another weary traveller, stopping for a tea.  I still feel like I look suspicioius.  I'm intentionally trying to hide my face and I keep thinking that I look like I'm intentionally trying to hide my face.

There are a lot of friendly faces here and a lot of new ones.  I smile coyly at one the friends I recognize.  Nope, he doesn't recognize me.  This is fun.  How long could I keep hinting that I know these people?

I point over to a small crowd of familiar faces sitting at the round bar in the center of the room and gesture to them to join me.  They're uncertain.  I can almost read their minds.  They want to know what I want.  They're somewhere between curiously amused and irritated.

"Sit, have a drink, it's on me."  I offer.  They're uncomfortable.  I can see it.  The way they quickly glanced at each other said it all.  They need to come up with a single, unified reason to refuse without letting me hear the formulation of their lie.  It's an uncomfortable moment for them.  They probably didn't like that I smiled when I saw how uncomfortable I made them feel.  They probably thought I was crazy. The gig is up.  I can't keep this going.  I'll start laughing.  Then they'll really think I'm nuts.

I take my hood off.

"Sit down.  I'm just a harmless Kid  :wink: and I want to buy you all a drink.  I've travelled many miles and have been very busy.  Cheers."   


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1613731 - 06/06/03 03:41 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

gay...


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: ]
    #1613762 - 06/06/03 03:57 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Cattatafish's riddle will soon be told


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1615948 - 06/07/03 01:58 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Was that a report for school ?


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1616009 - 06/07/03 03:03 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

You can buy me a drink, i'll have the Absinthe :grin: 


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: ]
    #1616010 - 06/07/03 03:09 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cattatafish's riddle will soon be told



Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventures to go on
Fly away to far away lands into the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King could be told a thousand nights


PS: I'll have a double Glennlivet, neat...


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1622751 - 06/10/03 02:12 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

May I Buy You A Drink? Or do you just want the money?


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: the universe]
    #1626498 - 06/11/03 03:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Kids are trouble makers.


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InvisiblePhencyclidine
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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: CherryBom]
    #1626553 - 06/11/03 04:23 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, but sometimes they grow up into responsible . . . uhhhhh . . . Phencyclidine users?

:tongue: :crazy: 

EDIT - Crass, yes, it was a report for a class I'm taking about reading between the lines.


Edited by Phencyclidine (06/11/03 04:25 PM)


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1627327 - 06/11/03 09:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I'll take a Crown Royal if your buyin. :grin: 


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Some fall
Some climb
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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: chinacat72]
    #1627334 - 06/11/03 10:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Me? I thought the kid was buying. Where'd he go?


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Re: May I Buy You A Drink? [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1627975 - 06/12/03 03:48 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Kids can't buy booze without the help of degenerate old fucks who've lost their morals. Or maybe their friends, and we can never be friends.


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