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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Cryptix]
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Cryptix said:
pick her up, go to blockbuster or rogers or whatever and rent a movie (but not a really good one), half-way through the movie try to get in there...

works like a charm


yeah you got to angle her, playa

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
take her to the city dump, start looking for dinner, if she's willing to stick around after that, it wont take much to please her


when we were kids, we like to ride our bikes to the dump, because
they had a huge pit dug where they use to throw the dead animals,
and that pit would be filled with maggot infested, rotting animal
bodies.
as a kid I guess that was cool. :cool:

Edited by rod (12/07/06 07:26 PM)

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: rod]
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Take to her the infamous McDonalds, only $1.39 for a double cheeseburger, so at the end up the night you'll still have $$$ in your pockets


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J-to tha R-O-C Knomsayn!

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: crakkattak]
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lol newb double cheeseburger is on the dollar menu

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? *DELETED* [Re: Hitman203]
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Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: blink]
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Dear My Space

I ate chicken tonight, but I feel guilty - I took the life of an animal to sustain my own, when there was innocent baby spinnach I could of had instead.

I think I may try and become a level 5 vegan, and not eat anything that casts a shadow.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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"Girl, we could go to the cinema and watch hollywood rehashing the same story yet one more time, or we can go to my place where you can snort coke off my dick inbetween bouts of hard savage fucking until the sun comes up."


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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

Onehomemission.org
truly make a difference

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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eeew you like fat girls?


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: skeeter]
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fried said:
eeew you like fat girls?


We're all fat girls on the inside.

:emo:


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Happiness is a warm gun...

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Do you not have any friends in the real world that you could be directing these questions at?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
"Girl, we could go to the cinema and watch hollywood rehashing the same story yet one more time, or we can go to my place where you can snort coke off my dick inbetween bouts of hard savage fucking until the sun comes up."



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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Why not just get it over with, but keep it secret, from EVERYONE (including us)? unless you enjoy the humiliation... You shouldn't need help or recommendations for this, it's just a do and get the hell outa there type of thing.


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OP is now RP!  Read about it here!


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
Do you not have any friends in the real world that you could be directing these questions at?


That question is the first on my mind every time I see one of his threads. I mean, fucking Christ! You'd think he has the impression that this is his personal Dear Abby column.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: DNKYD]
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i get the strange feeling sometimes that hitman is fucking with all of us, and is quite brilliant, simply making posts like this so we can flame him and he can get his sick kicks.

by the way the quote by unbeliever
"We're all fat girls on the inside."
is definetly the funniest thing i have read in a while

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: evolprim]
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evolprim said:
i get the strange feeling sometimes that hitman is fucking with all of us, and is quite brilliant, simply making posts like this so we can flame him and he can get his sick kicks.


!!!!


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µgrammar

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: evolprim]
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evolprim said:
i get the strange feeling sometimes that hitman is fucking with all of us, and is quite brilliant, simply making posts like this so we can flame him and he can get his sick kicks.




I don't.  His douchebaggery is genuine. :yesnod:

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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behind the dumpster at Carls jr. and fuck her brains out with the nice smell of garbage going on. :yesnod:

Edited by skunk78395 (12/08/06 01:29 AM)

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
evolprim said:
i get the strange feeling sometimes that hitman is fucking with all of us, and is quite brilliant, simply making posts like this so we can flame him and he can get his sick kicks.




I don't.  His douchebaggery is genuine. :yesnod:


Now that's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.  :grin:


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: evolprim]
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evolprim said:
i get the strange feeling sometimes that hitman is fucking with all of us, and is quite brilliant, simply making posts like this so we can flame him and he can get his sick kicks.



Dude... I was just thinking about this last time I clicked on his thread.

Its just weird because he makes these posts, that are SO ridiculous, never replies to them or anything. I mean, wouldn't realize that ever post he makes people are just like... "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?"

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: angryshroom]
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I just found a picture of Hitman...


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